teachercd

I made it to college my freshman year having never dated or been kissed. My room mate and I double dated with two girls we had met. We took my car and ended up at Zarda's Dairy for ice cream which we ate in the car. Shirley, the girl with me, said she heard I had never been kissed. I acknowledged and she said she wanted to be my first. My car had a bench seat so she slid to the middle and proceeded to plant a 45 second kiss on my lips. She didn't come back second semester so nothing ever developed.

Should have told her that you had never f#&%ed before.