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  1. beanman

    Nice throw Ryker. Better bring in Stanton now since QB is our biggest problem.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      No one said QB is the biggest problem. But it is clearly a problem.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I've heard this somewhere before. Oh yeah, the last 4 years.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      That's my point. If he is the best QB on the roster, our recruiting is a failure. And it has been for years.

  2. beanman

    Jesus Christ refs.

  3. beanman

    Jesus Christ refs.

  4. beanman

    Maybe our defense can score.

  5. beanman

    Well according to these BTN Live guys we may as well not even show up for the game because we won't win.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I watched that as well. Not that i have a problem with anyone picking michigan st but to act like sparty is a world beater and nebraska is purdue is just stupid.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I watched that as well. Not that i have a problem with anyone picking michigan st but to act like sparty is a world beater and nebraska is purdue is just stupid.

  6. beanman

    I'm lookin' California, and feelin' Minnesota

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    2. beanman

      beanman

       

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      It's ok Minnesota, point to the part of the bear where Beanman hurt you.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      That's mah jam, bean

       

  7. beanman

    First case of Ebola confirmed in US.

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      We know, beanman, Michigan is in rough shape.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Count-I think that's more preparation for the zombie apocalypse

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Has anything good ever happened in Liberia? God we should have never started that place.

  8. beanman

    Joe Ganz's pants are spectacular.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Those are glorious. I have to have some.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      #GanzPants

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      They stopped making them or I'd have some!

  9. beanman

    Dear Bo Pelini, if I had a choice between you and Brady Hoke, I'd take you. Love, beanman

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      We need to hug this out

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I'd take Hoke for teeter-tottering though.

  10. beanman

    Wow, the Semenholes are really doing everything they can to lose this game. beanman is alright with that.

  11. beanman

    I bet someone 20 bucks that the Gopher - Michigan game will end in a 0-0 tie. Looking good so far.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      I wanna bet!

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      You will lose

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Wow, it's a scoring explosion!

       

  12. beanman

    Roy Helu is good at tackling guys after his QB throws interceptions. Two tackles tonight. Well done Roy!

    1. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      A stat you probably don't want to see your RB with.

  13. beanman

    So I hear we had a couple scuffles with Miami and our fans booed them at the end of the game? I'm kinda sad I wasn't around to see that...

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Stayed quite loud thereafter...like it was the beginning of the game.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      We all know you started it Beanie

    4. NUance

      NUance

      NU +20

  14. beanman

    Hey guys, we beat Miami! Pleasant news for beanman after being in the woods for 5 days

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    2. 95huskers

      95huskers

      the question is.. what did you bag?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      See any bears pooping in the woods? See the Pope?

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Fishing was slow. Saw no bears. Only 1 Sasquatch.

  15. beanman

    Hey guys, we beat Miami! Pleasant news for beanman after being in the woods for 5 days

  16. beanman

    Well guys, I'm heading to the North Woods tomorrow. No cell service, no interwebs. Won't even know the score until next Wednesday. I hope I don't return to find a melt-down. Peace out ya hosers.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      alright, guys. win or lose we'll act like we lost to freak out beanman. let the meltdown commence.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Have fun Bean

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      And don't get butt raped

  17. beanman

    tschu, is it okay if I spank my wife?

    1. Junior

      Junior

      She seems to like it when I do...

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I know. Save some for me Junior.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      two consenting adults? go for it.

  18. beanman

    ok guys I need reasonably priced cigar recommendations for my fishing trip to the Northwoods this weekend. And go!

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Backwoods - Sweet Aromatic - 5 Pack

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      I loved Backwoods!

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Romeo y Julieta, CAO, Arturo Fuente

  19. beanman

    Intradesting. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/vikings-announce-adrian-peterson-will-practice--expected-to-play-this-week-160458436.html

    1. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Any Viking's fan that supports the team after this decision should be ashamed of themselves.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      It's a business. He's hands down their best player. I get it, but it still disgusts me. The NFL has an image problem right now, and I hope Gooddell gets canned. But please suspend these thugs too.

  20. beanman

    Pants are optional during beanman's lunch hour

  21. beanman

    Never watched this before. Facepalm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbMjAN7Bws

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I didn't watch the whole video but if it's like the rest... I probably shouldn't be, but I'm shocked that there are some engineers who believe that crap and spread it.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      To be honest, I know a lot of dumb engineers, so I can see them believing it too.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Clearly the grassy knoll was created *after* the buildings came down. See, here it is:

       

      http://www.gearthblog.com/blog/archives/2010/05/26/911memorial.jpg

  22. beanman

    So where are the pics from the big tailgate yesterday?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I bet Polo was wearing a wife beater.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      *looks around*

       

      *ducks behind bushes*

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I was referring to it being hot as balls, but yeah, LOL @ me.

  23. beanman

    Hey guise, just got home from a wedding. Any place to watch this game online?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      There's a party in my pants....channel...Denim....

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Me and chaddy are gonna get married on top of a mountain

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I'm down...

      I mean up.... I'm up.

  24. beanman

    I would like to extend to you guys an invitation to my pants party.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Pants? I heard it was in your mouth. That's where everyone's coming.

  25. beanman

    Pardon my ignorance, but is the term "switch" a commonly known term for a branch? I've never heard of this term. Is it just a southern thing?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I've heard it. It's an old timey term. Like you'd hear in Tom Sawyer.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      its specifically a really thin branch chosen for maximum pain infliction

    4. JoeHuskers!

      JoeHuskers!

      I remember several times, my mom would pull the car over and force me and my brother to pick our switches.

       

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