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Parl Celini

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  1. Ahhh the world is right once again. Great night for real basketball fans.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Are you saying that the NBA is basketball? Cuz it's definitely not

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      The playoffs is. I will give it to you, the regular season, only a select few teams play hard

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Perhaps Parl was referring to the current trend in basketball to take 3 or more steps in a running fashion towards the basket, complete a reverse tomahawk dunk, and then sign an autograph on a spectator's breast before beginning an obligatory five minute, in-game celebratory mode?

       

       

  2. The only thing LeBron James is best at is playing like crap when the game is on the line, crying and complaining for fouls when he turns the ball over, getting away with traveling calls, and flopping to draw a foul. Best player in the world my ass.

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    2. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      Nice triple double. Did his team win? Did he show up in the 4th qtr when they needed him the most? Oh ok.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      I don't want to give him anything. Especially credit

    4. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      @corncraze I'll admit he did rebound well. I'll admit he did get double teamed all game and make simple passes to get 10 assists. But he shot the ball terrible. Oh and don't forget that we're forgetting the most important aspect of the game which is defense. That is where LeBron really choked going -11 when he was on the floor.

  3. Oh yes, school is out. I love this time of year.

  4. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation might have the worst acting ever.

    1. Vuren

      Vuren

      hell no, watch the room with tommy wisseau. also no drinking games during the aforementioned movie.

  5. Stupid idiot Pau Gasol!!!

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      It doesn't matter, Dirk would have made the shot at the buzzer even if he wasn't fouled

    2. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      he turned the ball over with 3.2 seconds left.

  6. Have fun sucking for years and years to come Panthers.

    1. zoogs
    2. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      They have zero offensive talent around him. He's set up to fail and I LOVE it.

    3. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      I don't think Cam is going to amount to anything the NFL either. I just have a strong feeling about that.

  7. @huskerjack23 You should probably check your pants.

    1. huskerjack23

      huskerjack23

      Luckily I went to the bathroom no more than five minutes before the news came out, but I laughed for a good five minutes. The internet strikes again!

    2. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      I pooped a little

  8. Just won some Kevin Durant Hesh Skullcandy headphones in a contest. Ohhhh yeah!

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    2. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      I have so Dre Beats, but I wear earbuds when working out

    3. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      No, I wear them when I'm walking to and back from classes...or when im listening to something on my computer. I wear the earbuds that wrap around your ear when im exercising, so they don't fall out.

    4. Ratt Mhule
  9. Anyone on here play Beat the Streak on mlb.com?

    1. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      you should play the streak on ESPN.com....the pot is up to $250,000.

    2. GSG

      GSG

      And you can play against me, mmmtodd and Dbetz!

    3. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      I do play that also. On beat the streak though, if you beat the 56 game hit streak set by Joe Dimaggio, you get 5.6 million dollars.

  10. (12-61 19.7%) I have never seen anybody shoot so bad. I tink a 9 year old YMCA team could have played in this game and shot better than 19%. Unbelievable.

    1. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      I think pretty much every tourney team would shoot better than that.

    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Lol dad literally just said this is like watching a little kids YMCA game

       

    3. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      It literally was.

  11. B-U-T-L-E-R Butler Butler Butler!!!

  12. Ocho made the Sporting KC soccer team.

    1. redout22

      redout22

      wait he didnt get the contract... they told him he could return anytime he wants to though

  13. I think C.C. Sabathia is ready to start the season off with his first of many wins to come.

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    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Yankees suck ace

    3. corncraze

      corncraze

      That's why the have 27 World Series trophies then huh?

    4. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Do they want a medal? Maybe a cookie?

  14. Teach Me How To Jimmer

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      Jimmer will wash up. His garbage doesn't work with a rangy defender in his face.

    3. redout22

      redout22

      trust me jimmer will be able to shoot around anyone in the NBA. the reason he wont thrive though is he wont be that go to go and wont jack up 30 shots a game

    4. suh_fan93
  15. Shawn Watson's new bff is none other than Thad Matta.

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      How dare you speak ill of the almighty Thad Matta! Thad Matta is the reason we are all alive!

    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Why did the chicken cross the road? Bc Thad Matta told him to

  16. Shawn Watson is stalking me. Everywhere I turn, he is there.

  17. Shawn Watson is almost sick of his named being mentioned so many times.

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Shawn Watson's name should be blacked out (like the word "B1ackout" is)

  18. Alright Duke Get Errrr Done!

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Your hate fuels me

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      I've always been surprised how someone who is a nebraska fan can like puke. Two completely opposite ways of life and attitude.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      How so? Graduate kids, clean program, win games. Hmmm.... I'm more surprised by all the Gayhawk fans.

  19. I expect Gus Johnson to be calling the CBS games tomorrow, since he didn't call any today.

    1. sewardite4NU

      sewardite4NU

      2:10, TNT, Cleveland -- George Mason vs. Villanova (Gus Johnson/Len Elmore)

       

      4:40, TNT, Cleveland -- Ohio St. vs. UTSA/Alabama St. (Johnson/Elmore)

       

      7:27, truTV, Cleveland -- Xavier vs. Marquette (Gus Johnson/Len Elmore)

       

      9:57, truTV, Cleveland -- Syracuse vs. Indiana St. (Gus Johnson/Len Elmore)

  20. NuPolo8 is ranked 1st out of every single person that made a bracket on ESPN.

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    2. omattian09

      omattian09

      is vanderbilt even condidered an upset anymore? theyve lost to a 14 seed in the first round 3 years in a row. picking richmond was like clockwork

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Yeah I've pretty much stopped picking Vandy.

    4. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      NuPolo will need to say some massive prayers tomorrow though. Dude has some crazy picks

  21. Die Princeton Die!

  22. I officially hate my life. First Louisville and now Penn State. All in a matter of seconds.

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      bhahahahahahahaha loser

    2. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      Penn State? How far did you have them going? If you had them going deep, you're a fool.

  23. Louisville is really pissing me off right now. I have them going to the elite eight and they cannot stop Morehead State at the moment.

    1. Parl Celini

      Parl Celini

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW LOUISVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Ratt Mhule
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