The Maudfather Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Pelini is right, it was his fault. He lied about being a good defensive coach and he got caught at it. People should be upset with him. He has been exposed and there is no hiding it now. He's a liar and a hot head. What he really means to say is "I have a poster of Pelini on my wall and jerk the gerkin every night staring at it" Pelini has to quit lying to everyone about being a good defensive coach..... Translation: I'm really a jack-nut He's just not a very good coach...and he's proved it against OU and MU Is Latin for: I wish I could lick Hawkins' balls. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 He's just not a very good coach...and he's proved it against OU and MU Yeah, and we all know what Hawkins record is at sCUm, he's a fantastic coach. Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 He's just not a very good coach...and he's proved it against OU and MU Yeah, and we all know what Hawkins record is at sCUm, he's a fantastic coach. Hey whatever man!! Don't you read the news?? Colorado is going to win 10 games next year! Quote Link to comment
Nebraskans4CU Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 All of Mousefaces wins have been against The Marshmallow Conference and teams ridden with injuries like the Buffs. Every time he goes up against a healthy team, he takes a seal clubbing of the worst kind. He has yet to beat a top 20 team and has taken some of the worst losses in NUB history. I'll take Hawk any day over the impostor. Give Hawk a healthy team and we'll see what Mouseface is really like. I see another seal clubbing in his future. Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 All of Mousefaces wins have been against The Marshmallow Conference and teams ridden with injuries like the Buffs. Every time he goes up against a healthy team, he takes a seal clubbing of the worst kind. He has yet to beat a top 20 team and has taken some of the worst losses in NUB history. I'll take Hawk any day over the impostor. Give Hawk a healthy team and we'll see what Mouseface is really like. I see another seal clubbing in his future. You suck. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I like to take it in the ass Fixed it for ya again. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You know, part of me thinks 4CU should just be banned so his nonsense stops. But then another part me feels like every minute he spends posting here is another minute sheep across Colorado are safe, and I don't feel so annoyed anymore. Quote Link to comment
HuskerInLostWages Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You know, part of me thinks 4CU should just be banned so his nonsense stops. But then another part me feels like every minute he spends posting here is another minute sheep across Colorado are safe, and I don't feel so annoyed anymore. I vote for the ban, I wasn't kidding when I mentioned this guy and being a dbag on another thread. The boy is dumber than a brick wall and about a worthless at 2 tits on a bull. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 He'll be gone soon enough. My guess is they keep him around for another few days so enough people get to see what it's really like in CU country, in case anyone has forgotten. I've plonked him, so I don't care what he says. Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 All of Mousefaces wins have been against The Marshmallow Conference and teams ridden with injuries like the Buffs. Every time he goes up against a healthy team, he takes a seal clubbing of the worst kind. He has yet to beat a top 20 team and has taken some of the worst losses in NUB history. I'll take Hawk any day over the impostor. Give Hawk a healthy team and we'll see what Mouseface is really like. I see another seal clubbing in his future. Dan Hawkins (through 37 games) 13-24, winning pct: .351 Lets review some hilarious losses under the Hawkins regime, shall we? 2006 Montana St./ 19-10...Montana who?? Colorado St./ 14-10..Ouch Baylor/ 34-31 (3OT)/ Triple OT loss to Baylor, seriously? Kansas St/ 34-21 ..always a funny loss if its against the Mildcats *Note: You guys went 2-10 with wins against Iowa State and Texas Tech 2007 Kansas St./ 47-20 see above #9 Missouri/ 55-10..an expected loss, sure, but Hawk would never let his team get beat that bad, right? 2008 Florida St./ 21-39 #16 Missouri/ 58-0 Surely Hawk wouldn't allow his team to get beat that bad again, right? Texas A&M/ 17-24.. Oklahoma St./17-30 ..an expected loss, but gotta give the laser wielding sCUm fans props...you stay classy! It's OK though, because I hear you guys are going to win 10 games next year Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hey, Maudfather, don't be too hard on Hawkins. He's earned a stellar .333 winning percentage against the Huskers. Of course, that one victory came when our former coach was imploding and he still gave up 51 points, but... you know. Moral victories. Maybe six of those ten wins this year will be moral victories, too? Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 THIS IS THE BIG 12!!! NOT INTRAMURAL FOOTBALL!! Quote Link to comment
sdhusker82 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Fixed it for ya again. I really appreciate that you translate what he's saying for all of us Quote Link to comment
caveman99 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I guarantee that this will get major airtime that weekend on ESPN. For all of there faults, they love stories like this. Any pub is great for recruiting, especially pub that shows how loyal a fan base is. Might help open some eyes. Quote Link to comment
Nebraskans4CU Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 What cracks me up about the whole thing is, no matter what kind of spin and rah rah atmosphere you try to put on this game, you have to pay to watch it. This is fitting, because a good share of Nubraskas wins have been marshmallows. The tradition of scheduling 3-4 marshmallows every year made this possible. Do the math. It ain't all it's cracked up to being.....must not be because nobody want to televise it unless you suckers pay. Keep em out of jail..... Quote Link to comment
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