blessed2bahusker Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Thermos..............."That's all I need.....this lamp...that's all I need....I need THIS....this lamp, and picture...thats all I need.."......etc... Furthermore, " I was born a poor black child".... "and this chair..... that's all I need." Quote Link to comment
REDSTEEL Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? Blazing saddle has a lot of great quotes to. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? Blazing saddle has a lot of great quotes to. My fav. line in any movie.. Slim Pickens: "Go on back to the ranch and get a heapin' helpin' 5hitlode of dimes". The first line I remembered from the Jerk...when told by Bernadette Peters that her Mom always wanted her to marry someone with a special purpose..."HEY! I got one of those...Your Mother is gonna LOooVE me". EDIT: OK..Who's the wise bot that changed the funny word to something Jed Clampet would say? Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 its so bittersweet... Zx3m4e45bTo Fixed it for you And it was in bad need of fixing..(not to be snarky) And in case some are still unaware of the Animal House reference Q47bpOCTcaY Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I love this board because, generally, no one tries to be snarky at someone else's expense. There are exceptions to that (you know who you are ) Uhhhh... yeahhhh..... Really sorry about that. I'm seeing someone once a week to work through the snark. Sorry. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I love this board because, generally, no one tries to be snarky at someone else's expense. There are exceptions to that (you know who you are ) Uhhhh... yeahhhh..... Really sorry about that. I'm seeing someone once a week to work through the snark. Sorry. Not me.. I'm usually way mild mannered in real life..I use thees bard to relieve my inner snark. Quote Link to comment
cscott2win Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I have only been here through this season but am so glad I did. Enjoy it a lot, check it several times a day, and even in disagreement there is one thing that stands out. GO BIG RED!!! We all are going for a great ride next season!! Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 You know the part where John Belushi is on the ladder? I had no idea the reason he fell backwards was from... well lets call in engorgement... I've seen that movie 20 times and wasn't until the "E" show about came out that I finally got that... Oh well... That is something I did not know. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Because there could be some lag time between now and signing day/baseball season/summer football maybe the board should institute a required movie reading for those of us under 30. Just to enrich the board environment of course! Here's a couple I would require: 1. Animal House 2. Bull Durham 3. The Jerk 4. Caddyshack 5. Airplane 6. Field of Dreams 7. The SHining I think we would be remiss if we didn't include Office Space in there somewhere. I don't know about anyone else, but my live parallels that movie in very scary ways. I'm just certain I'm going to go Bat-S Crazy on a fax machine one of these days. Quote Link to comment
beanman Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? Blazing saddle has a lot of great quotes to. Now here's a guy that knows funny movies. Three Amigos is one of the all-time best. My friends do the chants to summon the invisible swordsman all the time when they drink. Quote Link to comment
Spooky Tooth Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I love this board because, generally, no one tries to be snarky at someone else's expense. There are exceptions to that (you know who you are ) Uhhhh... yeahhhh..... Really sorry about that. I'm seeing someone once a week to work through the snark. Sorry. You're fine, my friend. Snarky ur not. Quote Link to comment
mmmtodd Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Fixed it for you And it was in bad need of fixing..(not to be snarky) i looked for the 'happiest' video i could find...not to be snarky. Quote Link to comment
husker98 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 "FORGET IT...... 'I' WAS ON A ROLL" WHY ARE WE YELLING? Quote Link to comment
HANC Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 In the movie....during the speech, he was yelling........duh ...the "rolling" part wasn't a yell, just left caps lock on.... * Don't like yelling, turn down the hearing aide. Ha Quote Link to comment
huskerswrkhavoc Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Cook's daughter is coming back to play vball for the skers next year, but I doubt you get many hurrahs for that. Face it, we're a football school. Once the, I mean now the, season is over Nebraska Nation as we know it will be an empty shell until at least the spring game. I'm pumped about Lauren's comin back. Went to high school at pius and had the pleasure of watching her play.. Can't wait to see her in a husker uniform. And sadly it will be an empty shell, but not for everyone.. Hopefully some people will stick around to talk about some stuff other than football.. Quote Link to comment
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