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Excuse me oh great golden gopher retard of the North. Who owns Minnesota every year? That's right, IOWA. WTF is a golden gopher anyway? Instead of talking smack on the Husker board maybe you should be pissing in your boots that you have another team that will use you as a floor mop EVERY SINGLE YEAR. The Huskers will beat the living crap out of you. Every. Single. Year.

 

Welcome to the Big Ten Nebraska! My wife is from NE so this just ruined our frakkin' marriage. I think you'll enjoy the Big Ten better than the Big 2 little 10. You have to excuse some of the minor schools like Minnesota, Northwestern, Indiana. They think they are the sh#t, but they are not. Don't worry about MeCheatAgain(MU), not the powerhouse they used to be. Ohio State is basically the team to beat. Don't get cocky about it and maybe you will.

 

Oh, and the last school to come into the Big Ten - Penn St - they thought they were big boys too but we own them as well. Tiny little pussycats in psychotic valley. Didn't you guys get shafted in a game with them awhile back? Something about an L shaped football field?

 

Anyway, welcome. The Hawkeyes are NOT ISU. Nobody sucks that bad.

Thanks for proving why i cant stand most Iowa fans.. grew up a Gophers fan and now a Husker fan.. GO HOME HAWKEYE!

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Excuse me oh great golden gopher retard of the North. Who owns Minnesota every year? That's right, IOWA. WTF is a golden gopher anyway? Instead of talking smack on the Husker board maybe you should be pissing in your boots that you have another team that will use you as a floor mop EVERY SINGLE YEAR. The Huskers will beat the living crap out of you. Every. Single. Year.

 

Welcome to the Big Ten Nebraska! My wife is from NE so this just ruined our frakkin' marriage. I think you'll enjoy the Big Ten better than the Big 2 little 10. You have to excuse some of the minor schools like Minnesota, Northwestern, Indiana. They think they are the sh#t, but they are not. Don't worry about MeCheatAgain(MU), not the powerhouse they used to be. Ohio State is basically the team to beat. Don't get cocky about it and maybe you will.

 

Oh, and the last school to come into the Big Ten - Penn St - they thought they were big boys too but we own them as well. Tiny little pussycats in psychotic valley. Didn't you guys get shafted in a game with them awhile back? Something about an L shaped football field?

 

Anyway, welcome. The Hawkeyes are NOT ISU. Nobody sucks that bad.

Thanks for proving why i cant stand most Iowa fans.. grew up a Gophers fan and now a Husker fan.. GO HOME HAWKEYE!

 

Pick a team. I'd choose Nebraska over Minnesota any day.

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I just found this forum, and registered because of this post lol, I was just telling all of my friends that mechicken is my new fluffaloes, I will judge our season almost solely on wether we kill them or not hahahaha

 

DT

 

Depending upon what year this whole expansion thing kicks off, I might caution you to hold off on using such a low ceiling to determine Big Ten success. :D

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I just found this forum, and registered because of this post lol, I was just telling all of my friends that mechicken is my new fluffaloes, I will judge our season almost solely on wether we kill them or not hahahaha

 

DT

 

Depending upon what year this whole expansion thing kicks off, I might caution you to hold off on using such a low ceiling to determine Big Ten success. :D

 

I must say, so far, I dig on these Ohio State fans.

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Finally! I've always wanted to see Nebraska play us in the Big House on a late November Saturday. I look forward to seeing what the Big Ten Network will show on you guys. Anything but that 2005 Alamo Bowl and your game vs Mizzou in 97 of course.

 

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Another fact about Ohio State. They award buckeye decals for just about anything. Pryor gets one for every randomly thrown ball. He gets 2 for every interception thrown. :)

 

Well, this is only because his helmet is so huge. He has to fit in.

 

Welcome Huskers! I am another Ohio State fan raiding your board. If you don't want to chat with inane 14 year olds and desire Ohio State conversation, by the way, go to buckeyeplanet.com.

 

I am very excited to have you in the Big Ten, which I am confident will happen, whatever other conference shenanigans may occur. One thing I have consistently read is that your fans are not only rabid and travel well, but that they are some of the nicest fans in the nation. We could probably use that, with drunken and abusive Wisconsin fans, arrogant Michigan fans, idiotic (but admittedly the best supporters in many ways) Penn State fans, and couch burning all of the above Ohio State fans causing too many rows. I am sure that, despite what I just said, your fans will be treated well. I have not heard anyone with a decent head on their shoulders say that they are nothing other than honored and exuberant at having you join the conference.

 

Here is my quick summary of Big Ten teams for you, much of which is stereotyping, and equally much of which is stereotypical for a reason:

 

1: Ohio State: I can't really say anything here as a biased party.

2: Michigan: Arrogant. Much less so lately. Many of them want RichRod gone, and I do too because I enjoyed the class that Michigan has had. Their fans tend to sit on their hands during games to keep them warm.

3: Wisconsin: They are great, liberally educated people by day, and they are belligerent drunkards by night. Apparently they also have a secret magical potion that turns offensive lineman and running backs into beasts.

4: Iowa: They are totally just like Ohio State and Michigan. Let them tell you.

5: Michigan State: They are our dual personality team. They'll beat any team on a given day, then go lose to a directional polytech the next. Their fans tend to be a blast. This school is famous (along with West Virginia) for taking the recruits that Michigan and Ohio State avoid for academic or behavioral issues (and not because it is a bad school). Perhaps this has some effect on the inconsistencies. . .

6: Purdue: Great offense at times. They helped bring a more spread-like feel (along with Northwestern) and attack to the big ten. I went to one game there: AVOID THE WOMEN. They are hard to recognize: you have to get close, and that is the danger. Even Purdue students recognize this.

7: Illinois: Ron Zook? Really? I guess they hate Indiana or something. I don't know. They should really have a good program, at least they have basketball. Oh wait. . .

8: Penn State: I forgot about them. They are ridiculous frat boys in behavior, and they are also the only school that can successfully engage an "insert color"-out. This is probably the hardest stadium to play in. Ohio State and Wisconsin are behind them.

9: Minnesota: I've always liked them: their teams and their fans. They just finally got their own stadium. They are expected to get much better pretty soon. Not much else to say. . .

10: Northwestern: Fitzgerald is awesome. This team may get very good very soon. Despite attending such a good school, their fans are not arrogant and are very welcoming. I felt like I was at a high school stadium there though. . . We outnumbered their fans and the biggest chants were "NERDS! NERDS!" at their less than attractive cheerleaders and "SUN! SUN!" when the sun came out because it was cold.

11: Indiana: Um. Basketball? At least they have potential. I have personal problems with Indiana. I won't go there. :)

 

Cheers.

 

(Edit: Hey there Muffler!)

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