Ratt Mhule Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Holiday party tonight with all my friends. Spiked punch, holiday shots and a bottle swap. Yeah, I might be visiting the hospital tonight with alcohol poisoning. when and where? i assume i am invited. Just drive to Omaha by 8 and Ill give you directions. You're always invited. Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Holiday party tonight with all my friends. Spiked punch, holiday shots and a bottle swap. Yeah, I might be visiting the hospital tonight with alcohol poisoning. when and where? i assume i am invited. Just drive to Omaha by 8 and Ill give you directions. You're always invited. sounds fun. are 3 month olds also invited? she loves the bottle as much as her old man. Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Holiday party tonight with all my friends. Spiked punch, holiday shots and a bottle swap. Yeah, I might be visiting the hospital tonight with alcohol poisoning. when and where? i assume i am invited. Just drive to Omaha by 8 and Ill give you directions. You're always invited. sounds fun. are 3 month olds also invited? she loves the bottle as much as her old man. Well, I don't want to put your daughter in harms way. We tend to get a little out of control when we drink together Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Well, I don't want to put your daughter in harms way. We tend to get a little out of control when we drink together well, i guess i will stay home. have fun and be safe, buddy. don't forget: If you find yourself needing a safe ride this holiday season, call Happy Cab at 402-292-2222, between the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 3:00 a.m., December 11th through New Year’s Eve. And have a safe and happy holiday on Hauptman, O’Brien, Wolf & Lathrop.Just as a reminder–cab rides can only originate and end within Douglas and Sarpy Counties (not Pottawattamie County/Council Bluffs, Iowa) and passengers will only be taken home, not another event location, after being picked up by Happy Cab from their holiday event. Also, the caller must advise the call center at the time they request cab service that they would like the Hauptman, O’Brien Safe Ride Home in order for Happy Cab to bill the charge properly. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 This is a pre bump, I'm heading to a bach party. Hope I don't do something I'll regret......like makeout with a tranny midget.......like last time....... Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 This is a pre bump, I'm heading to a bach party. Hope I don't do something I'll regret......like makeout with a tranny midget.......like last time....... Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Oh yeah, bump or something. (bump) GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 drunk bump You got a head start on me. But I'm catching up! / looks like Deedsker got a head start on everyone. I doubt he is still conscious now. Bump. You caught up yet? Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 drunk bump You got a head start on me. But I'm catching up! / looks like Deedsker got a head start on everyone. I doubt he is still conscious now. Bump. You caught up yet? I was never behind. I am the way, the truth, and the drunk. Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 drunk bump You got a head start on me. But I'm catching up! / looks like Deedsker got a head start on everyone. I doubt he is still conscious now. Bump. You caught up yet? I was never behind. I am the way, the truth, and the drunk. Preach my brother. Quote Link to comment
True2tRA Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Me. Me. I = wasted = f#*k the lot of ya. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Fairly f'd up. I don't think it was the bombers of 8% homebrew so much as the oatmeal cookies. Cookies you ask? Equal parts Goldshlager cinnamon schnapps, butterscotch schnapps, and Baileys Irish Cream- tastes like an oatmeal cookie, but it's a sipper, not a gulper. I gulped a few..... Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Not a gulper...doesn't sound like my type. 1 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I mean is it so wrong I want Mila Kunis to gimme a lapdance while I pet a live chicken? Friday fuggin night butches! Quote Link to comment
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