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1. Bo Pelini will make a commitment to a "kinder, gentler" 2012.

2. Rex Burkhead will get arrested for possession, arson, murder, kidnapping, and jaywalking.

3. Kenny Bell will get a haircut.

4. On a 3rd and 15 from our own 3 yard line with 1:13 left in the 4th quarter and Wisconsin leading 28-24, Taylor Martinez will stop dead in his tracks, take off his uniform, and reveal to the world that he is actually Aaron Rodgers in disguise, then throw a back-shoulder fade to Kyler Reed, who will reveal to the world that he is actually Jermichael Finley in disguise, then take the pass all the way in for the game-winning touchdown. The Packers will then be forced to relocate to Los Angeles due to fan boycotting.

 

That's about all I can think of.

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1. Bo Pelini will make a commitment to a "kinder, gentler" 2012.

2. Rex Burkhead will get arrested for possession, arson, murder, kidnapping, and jaywalking.

3. Kenny Bell will get a haircut.

4. On a 3rd and 15 from our own 3 yard line with 1:13 left in the 4th quarter and Wisconsin leading 28-24, Taylor Martinez will stop dead in his tracks, take off his uniform, and reveal to the world that he is actually Aaron Rodgers in disguise, then throw a back-shoulder fade to Kyler Reed, who will reveal to the world that he is actually Jermichael Finley in disguise, then take the pass all the way in for the game-winning touchdown. The Packers will then be forced to relocate to Los Angeles due to fan boycotting.

 

That's about all I can think of.

Is that why Matt Flynn started yesterday? Aaron was in Orlando? :D

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Sat, Sep 01 Southern Miss Memorial Stadium W Sat, Sep 08 UCLA at Pasadena, Calif. W Sat, Sep 15 Arkansas State Memorial Stadium W Sat, Sep 29 Wisconsin * Memorial Stadium W Sat, Oct 06 Ohio State * at Columbus, Ohio L Sat, Oct 20 Northwestern * at Evanston, Ill. W Sat, Oct 27 Michigan * Memorial Stadium L Sat, Nov 03 Michigan State * at East Lansing, Mich. W Sat, Nov 10 Penn State * Memorial Stadium W Sat, Nov 17 Minnesota * Memorial Stadium W Fri, Nov 23 Iowa * at Iowa City, Iowa L

 

 

Open date still for non con opponent. we do not make it to B1G championship as Michigan does... and we lose again in cap one bowl to LSU/Georgia

another 4 loss season will ensue.

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Bo goes 8-4 in 2012 and sustains an embarassing loss in a 2nd tier bowl game against Washington.......but we keep him and Cotton for another year of stability.

 

 

correction.......7-5.

 

cotton will not be coaching next year moving to football operations... bringing back cozgrove cuz pelini can mold to be phenomenal DC and frank solich will return to be OC and run option shortside on every 3rd and long. Billy C will come coach Oline. TFraz will coach QBs. Turner Gill will quit and drive to lincoln and ask bo for a job. hired to become running backs coach. craig bohl will coach Dline Scott frost will coach DBs and we will go undefeated and beat USC trojans in National title

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Bo goes 8-4 in 2012 and sustains an embarassing loss in a 2nd tier bowl game against Washington.......but we keep him and Cotton for another year of stability.

 

 

correction.......7-5.

 

cotton will not be coaching next year moving to football operations... bringing back cozgrove cuz pelini can mold to be phenomenal DC and frank solich will return to be OC and run option shortside on every 3rd and long. Billy C will come coach Oline. TFraz will coach QBs. Turner Gill will quit and drive to lincoln and ask bo for a job. hired to become running backs coach. craig bohl will coach Dline Scott frost will coach DBs and we will go undefeated and beat USC trojans in National title

 

 

cool, you're still drinking heavily aren't you?

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Bold Prediction #1: New uniforms will be displayed as the "N" on the side of the helmet is turned upside down. But nobody will catch it until midway through the season. When the discovery is finally made, the team's success/demise will then be traced back to the uniform change and the "N" will either be turned upside right or remain at the changed position as a result of the hysteria.

 

Bold Prediction #2: Mark May and Lou Holtz will be given a 67 year contract extension at ESPN for not only discovering the change, but then also agreeing as to what should be done at that point.

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