NUance Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Israeli Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats The Huffington Post UK | By Charlie Lindlar Posted: 25/05/2012 12:19 Updated: 25/05/2012 12:22 An Israeli man has divorced his wife after she refused to get rid of 550 cats she had brought back to their home. <snip> He also complained that cats prevented him from using the bathrooms in the house as well as making it near impossible to prepare meals in the kitchen: "When he sat to eat, cats jumped onto the table and stole his food." The court asked that the couple attempt reconciliation - however, the wife refused to get rid of the cats, seemingly preferring to be without her husband than her feline flock. LINK 550. Wow. Got to hand it to the guy for hanging in that long. I'm pretty sure I'd draw the line someplace in single digits. Like, say, five cats. Anymore show up. And they would mysteriously disappear. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 That's a whole lot of target practice. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 That's a whole lot of sweet & sour chicken 1 Quote Link to comment
tschu Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 He just couldn't handle that much pu&&y. Quote Link to comment
Decked Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The only good cat is a dead cat. Or the buffet cat. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Dammit, Bucky. That was already covered in the first two posts. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Out of 550 cats, I'm sure I could find one worth keeping. The rest would go. Quote Link to comment
TonyStalloni Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 If the wife was a keeper (great cook, fine to look at and a fun time, or some combination of those two) I could stand one cat in the house if she kept the litter box clean. Outside of that they would disappear as fast as she brought them home and after 10 I would be looking for a new place to live. Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Dammit, Bucky. That was already covered in the first two posts. You think having two accounts would really prevent such a problem, man was I wrong. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 If the wife was a keeper (great cook, fine to look at and a fun time, or some combination of those two) I could stand one cat in the house if she kept the litter box clean. Outside of that they would disappear as fast as she brought them home and after 10 I would be looking for a new place to live. I don't care if she is all that.....THAT'S ALOT OF PU$$Y!!!! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Easy fix, several cans of open tuna on top of a remotely detonated satchel charge. Problem solved!!! Quote Link to comment
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