akita Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So this morning I wake up at 5am and decide to go out and get the mail. The walk was peaceful as I strolled over to the community mail box. The green belt was beuatiful and wild life was waking up or getting ready for bed. I open up the mail box and notice a key in it! I was like great I got something neat. I think it is protected mail and it takes the key to open it up. Well I first look at the crap mail and the VA mail plus the bills. No big deal. I see something for my wife from the university of Texas. She is in the REd mccombs school for Cpa masters degree. I want to spit on it,but it is what it is. So now I go and open up the special mail box and am getting excited. It is from the University of TEXAS. Okay great another scholarship for my wife. Then I really look at it! It is fricking Season tickets to all the Whorns games this year. I thought to myself this has to be the wrong mailbox. I look again at the name and it is addressed to my wife! My wife is from Panama,but knows how I feel about the WHORNS! So get back to the house and my walk back was not pleasant! I am so furious that I have gave money to the Whorns that I cannot even get my key into the door. I finally get the door open and walk into the room and wake my wife up. Ironically she is sleeping in a HUsker shirt. I show her the tickets. She gets excited and says that her and my daughter will be attending the games. So in other words I pay for her education at Whorn university,but I also support the athletic program! Talk about being in distress! Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Some people really have it rough. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 If I were you I would go to a Whorn game or two. Just for the heck of it. But like you Akita, I really don't care much for Whorn fans. Mostly because those bastages seemed to have our number for the last dozen years or so. They caught us in a down period. And now that they're down we won't have the chance to kick them to the curb. Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Scalp them to pay for your daughter's Nebraska tuition Quote Link to comment
akita Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 I have been to a few games. In fact I went to the game where Jamal charles ran for a1000 yards in one quarter. I think it was the 3rd qauter. Whats his name popped his shoulder. Then I think it was the ganz era after that. The whorn fans were nice to me. But I hate going to games live. Just laughing at how Ironic that was. Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Were you driving down I80 in Omaha wearing a Bo mask yesterday? Quote Link to comment
akita Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 Were you driving down I80 in Omaha wearing a Bo mask yesterday? No, I was not Bucky. I have proof that I was here in Austin TEXAS! giggle giglle giggle. Just check my computer records/lol. Stop busting me out BUCKY. My wife does not realize I have access to a private jet. Quote Link to comment
akita Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 Scalp them to pay for your daughter's Nebraska tuition Nebraska would cost me 17 grand a year for out of state. Or is it more now! Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Were you driving down I80 in Omaha wearing a Bo mask yesterday? No, I was not Bucky. I have proof that I was here in Austin TEXAS! giggle giglle giggle. Just check my computer records/lol. Stop busting me out BUCKY. My wife does not realize I have access to a private jet. Â My bad. I don't know what I'd do in your position. I only have a generalized dislike for Texas, I don't genuinely hate them like a fan of a team that played them frequently would. I'd probably go to the games. Â That said if I received Gopher tickets I wouldn't go...ok yea I would because I would enjoy watching them lose...I guess I really can't empathize. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Scalp them to pay for your daughter's Nebraska tuition Nebraska would cost me 17 grand a year for out of state. Or is it more now! Â I'd rather go to the public library and get a free library card and read educational books than spend 5 cents towards Tejass University. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'd sell them to opposing teams' fans 1 Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I have been to a few games. In fact I went to the game where Jamal charles ran for a1000 yards in one quarter. I think it was the 3rd qauter. Whats his name popped his shoulder. Then I think it was the ganz era after that. The whorn fans were nice to me. But I hate going to games live. Just laughing at how Ironic that was. That is one hell of a quater. Quote Link to comment
Apathy Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So this morning I wake up at 5am and decide to go out and get the mail. The walk was peaceful as I strolled over to the community mail box. The green belt was beuatiful and wild life was waking up or getting ready for bed. I open up the mail box and notice a key in it! I was like great I got something neat. I think it is protected mail and it takes the key to open it up. Well I first look at the crap mail and the VA mail plus the bills. No big deal. I see something for my wife from the university of Texas. She is in the REd mccombs school for Cpa masters degree. I want to spit on it,but it is what it is. So now I go and open up the special mail box and am getting excited. It is from the University of TEXAS. Okay great another scholarship for my wife. Then I really look at it! It is fricking Season tickets to all the Whorns games this year. I thought to myself this has to be the wrong mailbox. I look again at the name and it is addressed to my wife! My wife is from Panama,but knows how I feel about the WHORNS! So get back to the house and my walk back was not pleasant! I am so furious that I have gave money to the Whorns that I cannot even get my key into the door. I finally get the door open and walk into the room and wake my wife up. Ironically she is sleeping in a HUsker shirt. I show her the tickets. She gets excited and says that her and my daughter will be attending the games. So in other words I pay for her education at Whorn university,but I also support the athletic program! Talk about being in distress! Quote Link to comment
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