T_O_Bull Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I had a cracker jack box ring in the "all everything drawer" so I sent it to her. Who knows... T_O_B Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I had a cracker jack box ring in the "all everything drawer" so I sent it to her. Who knows... T_O_B Cracker jack box ring! You old people and your WW I memorabilia! Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I would let her touch my dipstick. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 She's disgusting. Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect. Still do not want. Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there. Or youre just gay. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 She's disgusting. Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect. Still do not want. Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there. I agree with what you're saying here, but none of us (at least that I know of) know Danica well enough to judge her "inner beauty." From what I've read about her, she seems like a bitch, so that would be a turnoff for me. Other than that, she ok. Quote Link to comment
QMany Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous. Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3. Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR? Quote Link to comment
wildman Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous. Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3. Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR? hey now don't type cast all of us southerners. I'm originally from Alabama. I think Nascar is only good for background noise or crashs at superspeedways (only if everyone walks away unhurt). As it's to long and boring of a race. Dirt racing and drag racing is where the action is. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 She's disgusting. Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect. Still do not want. Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there. I agree with what you're saying here, but none of us (at least that I know of) know Danica well enough to judge her "inner beauty." From what I've read about her, she seems like a bitch, so that would be a turnoff for me. Other than that, she ok. You took me serious again. How adorable. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous. Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3. Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR? No, I dont have much for NASCAR. My almost 5 year old son is completely obsessed with it though. Ever seen a 5 years old kid have all Cup series drivers names and numbers over the past 10 years memorized? How's about when he walks through the house singing "nationwide is on your side" over and over. I just dont know what to do about it. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 You took me serious You're not? How sad. again. How adorable. I don't understand any of this part. You must have me confused with someone else. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 You took me serious You're not? How sad. again. How adorable. I don't understand any of this part. You must have me confused with someone else. I dont know what's happening anymore. I thought it was adorable that you took me serious (or you didnt). Again referred to people in general. I have a tendancy to make smart ass sarcastic remarks that are generally taken seriously. We good now? Quote Link to comment
tschu Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 She's disgusting. Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect. Still do not want. Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there. Or youre just gay. Quite the leap for me saying that I find Danica unattractive. Maybe you're the bitter one. Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Ashley Judd is now available. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Ok, if you actually want a "relationship" with her, you should get your head checked out... She's good for her money and banging, that's about it... Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Ashley Judd is now available. She's a backwoods Kentucky girl, I bet she knows some freaky stuff. Quote Link to comment
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