Help me with my drag show stage persona

[Ulty]

In a couple of months, I'm going to be participating in a charity event in which I will be one of several men posing as "contestants" in a sort of beauty pageant/drag show wearing dresses and wigs. I'll need to develop a stage name and biography for my character. The format of the show has yet to be totally determined, but if there is a performance piece to it, I would like to rock out karaoke style if I have the chance.

 

Can you guys help me develop my stage persona?

 

I'm thinking of a classic rock n' roll chick, something along the lines of Janis Joplin, Joan Jett, or Debbie Harry. I need a stage name and a back story.

 

Also, I don't know if I would be able to do any sort of karaoke singing or anything, but I'm trying to think of some classic female rock songs that really kick ass, at least to help work into my character's attitude.

 

I'll be going up against local celebrities of sorts (news and radio personalities, city council members, etc) and will be kind of an underdog but since I'm doing this thing, I wanna win it. Help me out!

[NUance]

You could be Linda Ronstud, a 70s rocker with perplexingly large hands and feet. I'm sure you could alter the words to Just One Look to fit your drag persona.

 

Just one look and I fell it felt so hard (<<obvious hand motions to go with this refrain. lol)

In love, with you, oh oh

I found out how good it feels

To have, your love, oh oh

[CornHOLIO]

Dang Nuance, You've done this before

[NUance]

Dang Nuance, You've done this before

Oh thanks man. Way to out me.

 

[CornHOLIO]

Dang Nuance, You've done this before

Oh thanks man. Way to out me.

 

 

I'm starting to think that Beer and message boards bring out a fella's true desires.

[Ulty]

You could be Linda Ronstud, a 70s rocker with perplexingly large hands and feet. I'm sure you could alter the words to Just One Look to fit your drag persona.

 

Just one look and I fell it felt so hard (<<obvious hand motions to go with this refrain. lol)

In love, with you, oh oh

I found out how good it feels

To have, your love, oh oh

Awesome, I need more suggestions like this!

[StPaulHusker]

Just make sure you keep the bait and tackle tucked back.

[Redux]

Bo Peep Pelini...........nuff said

[PaulCrewe]

Get ahold of Bucky and find out what's in his closet. He can probably help ya out

[rawhide]

This is what I was thinking when I read your topic

[MLB 51]

This whole thread, REPORTED!!! This is a family friendly board...right?

[Excel]

Get ahold of Bucky and find out what's in his closet. He can probably help ya out

 

If only this was the shed.

[MLB 51]

Get ahold of Bucky and find out what's in his closet. He can probably help ya out

 

If only this was the shed.

Then copy and paste it.

[Ulty]

I've got my costume, some karaoke selections, and I'm nailing my moves in the dance routine. Ready to win this thing.

 

The event is February 20 in Kearney. It's a charitable fundraiser to fight child abuse. I'm gonna be the Joan Jett lookalike!

[Ulty]

http://www.kearneyhu...1a4bcf887a.html

 

Eleven Kearney men will be donning their best drag in a mock beauty pageant to benefit the Kearney/Buffalo County Court Appointed Special Advocates.

CASA’s “Men in Tights” pageant will be 6 p.m. Thursday at the Younes Conference Center in Kearney. The men will perform a dance number to “It’s Raining Men.”