ColoradoHusk Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I was e-mailing Teach about this yesterday, and he said I should throw this in a HB thread. Huskers tailgates and games are great people watching, and you can probably turn it into a game of Husker gameday bingo, or a fun drinking game. Here are my favorite "types of people" at Husker games (in no particular order). 1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs) 2. Hot jersey and jorts girl 3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt 4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related) 5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old 6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls 7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat 8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter) 9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant 10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70 11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list) 12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball 13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug) 14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY 15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones 16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!) 17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches 18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy) 19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well) 20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach) Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Dang you #20! I Hope to see 6...8...and lots of 2! Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 #3 hits home a little bit...My mother, while I love her, needs to stop getting me sweatshirts from 1994 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 #3 hits home a little bit...My mother, while I love her, needs to stop getting me sweatshirts from 1994 Ha! Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 SCRIPT HUSKERS LOGO IS BEST HUSKER LOGO!!! 6 Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 SCRIPT HUSKERS LOGO IS BEST HUSKER LOGO!!! Pistols at dawn. 2 Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 This list wasn't meant to offend anyone, I am just trying to have a little fun. If you are offended, then you are probably taking yourself a little too seriously. I am making fun of myself with a few of them. Feel free to add any of your own. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 #21. Dork playing Husker Tailgate Bingo 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 This honestly makes me wish I could go to games more often because this would make a great drinking game Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 #21. Dork playing Husker Tailgate Bingo NICE ONE!!!! Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)-RedRedJarvisRedwhine 2. Hot jersey and jorts girl-Moiraine or girlknowsfootball only because Roxy is way too classy for jorts 3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt-GSG5545 4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)-KillerCacti since he is a Clemson fan 5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old-StPaulHusker 6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls-Sd'Sker because that is considered a South Dakota tuxedo 7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat-Decked 8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)-Knapplc 9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant-ChaddyBoxer 10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70-ShawnWatson 11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)-LukeinNE 12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball-Blitzfirst 13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)-BrayWyatt 14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY-T2trA 15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones-Thanks_TomRR 16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)-Landlord of Memorial Stadium 17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches-NUPolo8 18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)-Carlfense 19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)-Tschu 20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)TeacherCD Edit: I guessed GSG correctly! 6 Quote Link to comment
ShawnWatson Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What about cuts his sleeves off his T to show husker "N" tattoo. That one is pretty classic. Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What about cuts his sleeves off his T to show husker "N" tattoo. That one is pretty classic. That would be my cousin. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 ^^^ can't +1 this enough. Like you guys haven't went with the jersey and daisy Duke shorts! C'mon! Meant for SPHs breakdown. Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 What about cuts his sleeves off his T to show husker "N" tattoo. That one is pretty classic. GOOD ONE!!! Quote Link to comment
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