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  1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    With the 1500+ offer the football team has out for the 2015 class, what would happen if they all committed tomorrow? I'm fairly sure it would be some sort of a record! #suckitSEC

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      They won't, I bet.

  2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    In the best interests of Nebraska's big dance chances, who we rooting for tonight? Iowa or Minnesota

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Iowa to help us. Iowa prolly gonna get in, but Minny could be out with another loss or two.

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Depends-- if we win out=Minnesota. But I would rather watch Iowa crap the bed and us pass them--probably Iowa tho.

    4. tschu

      tschu

      Gotta root for Iowa.

  3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Just ran a handheld(iPhone) 5.13 40 yd dash! Sounds like I'm going in the 4th round!

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I would like to be timed in the 40 for sh#ts in giggles. I'm a slow sumbeach.....but I imagine it's probably right there in the low 5's as well.

    3. RedTexan

      RedTexan

      What? Fourth round of an all you can eat buffet?

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Oh, the old all message board folks are overweight basement dwellers line.......Sipple, is that you?

  4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    ADS!!!!!! Where are you???? I'm close the organizing a HB search party! Who's in?

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      I heard he got bonked on the head and is in a state of amnesia. He assumed the new identity Bill Jenkins and is a librarian in a Massachusetts school.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      To be honest, I don't pay any attention to him. (He said this about me in another thread)

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      He's actually surrounded by a lot of water and is currently having a conversation with his friend Wilson.

  5. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    ADS!!!!!! Where are you???? I'm close the organizing a HB search party! Who's in?

  6. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I'm worried that ADS got involved with a shady lady last night. He knows we are waiting on details. It's not like him to avoid all this attention his sorry ass is getting. Thinking maybe she has him tied up in her basement feeding him fish crackers and toilet water!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I'm guessing it was an inflatable doll mishap gone horribly awry.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Well it's a given she was shady. I mean she did agree to go out with ADS in the first place. What stable person does that?

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I'll bet she hadn't completed the hormone therapy yet...

  7. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Peace out hombres! https://twitter.com/usatoday/status/437235552958816256

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Whoo. Glad I had the night I had last night then.

  8. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Everybody wondering if Terran Petteway is All Conference worthy. I'm sitting here wondering why he isn't getting Conference Player of the Year consideration! Just typing out loud here.

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      Only leading the B1G in scoring. NBD.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      He leads and if he isn't leading in most statistics, he is close to the top. Definitely should be in consideration.

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      Take the top player from each team and see where he falls then.

  9. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Les Miles, stalker! https://twitter.com/sbnrecruiting/status/436960155901915136

    1. lilred

      lilred

      Zadok Dinkelman? lol

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      This is one of those wtf moments for me. Why would you offer a kid 5 years out who hasn't even fully developed yet.

  10. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I'd rather wax taint all day than play for bronze!

  11. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I'll repeat, what if we just bombed Canada for funzies?

    1. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Can we do Quebec first?

  12. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Well said Kenny! https://twitter.com/afro_thunder80/status/436902207707820032

  13. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I think the leaves should reappear on trees in reverse order of color as the Fall.

  14. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    So what are the repercussions if we bomb Canada? Seriously! Watching this hockey replay is painful.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I think the Men's team will get jobbed in similar fashion. No one wants to see USA win, except the USA.

  15. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Don't forget our very own Mr. Wilbon on BTN tonight!

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      5pm central

  16. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    The Chokie in Sochi

  17. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!

    1. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      It's not soccer...

  18. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Oh my! https://twitter.com/huffingtonpost/status/436353535643758592

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      If a gun was in his hand, then there has to be a gun found in the scene. Found? Or planted on the scene?

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Way below the belt tschu.

    4. HeyBurke

      HeyBurke

      That's a pretty ignorant thing to say, tschu.

  19. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    At my buddies house. A bunch of us were drug here by our wives so they can drink wine and watch the womens ice skating. They made some Russian inspired dishes.......... Just ordered 5 pizzas!!!

  20. RedRedJarvisRedwine
    https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/436242311677476864
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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I didn't know Eric Crouch had any eligibility left, and I definitely didn't think he'd use it at OU.

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      I think they did it to mock the NCAA.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      You serious Clark?

  21. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

    1. ADS

      ADS

      Jane Jetson.

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Encino Man's chick at the end.

  22. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Incognito is back on twitter! Expecting some juicy bits.

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      He'll probably say that his time at NU made him out to be who he is and that Lawrence Phillips is his hero. Or at least that's how ESPN will spin it.

  23. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Gettin ready for Fallon

  24. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Haha! Dat edumacashun! https://twitter.com/brotips/status/435563764000112640

  25. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Poor Alabama and their running back situation. First losing Alvin Kamira to junior college and now this. https://twitter.com/bfeldmancbs/status/435462726932893699

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      That's one way to trim a roster.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, off the team last month. Confirmed by payroll records.

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Lol NU!

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