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  1. HUSKER 37

    Why do I always seem to get Stigmata on Christmases that I spend alone?

    1. Chimalli

      Chimalli

      Stigmata or hairy palms? I feel u bro.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Actually the owies are on both of my hands near each heel by the carpels..If I remember my past deaths on a cross correctly, they should be further up my arm between the radius and the ulna

    3. Chimalli

      Chimalli

      I just got the 'baitin network and my hands are chaiffing and bloody.

  2. HUSKER 37

    Almost brought a tear to my eye..seeing my son participate in the time honored tradition...of bashing the Super Bowl Halftime Show...

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      Nothing wrong with that. Bash on.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      tHat Bruno lady wasn't near as awful as I expected...Would've liked to see some more RHCP songs, though.

       

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      First time I saw the halftime show complimented by someone not connected to the network.

  3. HUSKER 37

    On the heels of "DeflateGate"...And me living almost exactly an hour away from this year's Super Bowl ,I consider it my Civic Duty to volunteer to check Katy Perry's pressure..B4 she performs in the Halftime Show..

    1. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      Hope you get paid.

    2. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      Good thinking, fellow American.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      God bless. You're doing a hero's work.

  4. HUSKER 37

    "She's got electric boobs, an' mole hair too...You know I heard it in a magazine...BBBBenny and the Jetssssssss"

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I guess that's one way to go with it.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      For the longest time..I thought those were the lyrics..Bragging about his wermanequin

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That's ok, for the longest time I thought "more than a woman" (BeeGees) was "bald headed woman".

  5. HUSKER 37

    Even with all the free Starz movie channels that Dish is giving us for the year, there's nothing on tonight...Is it too soon to watch a Godzilla/Mothra movie?

    1. Vuren

      Vuren

      ....i watched that the day of the earthquake...

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I posted the pic of Godzirra using the pointy stick on a map of Japan (from funny pics thread) the night before the quake on my FB..My bad?

  6. HUSKER 37

    I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

    1. GSG

      GSG

      True dat

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      "There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and those that can't"

  7. HUSKER 37

    Following a SUV in traffic that had personalized plates, "BT TXASS" had an OU on one side of the back window and an upsidedown longhorn sticker on the other...I actually found myself honking/waving/And giving them the "whorns down" gesture..The Enemy of my enemy is now my friend? (I grew up linking Russia/OU/and Lexington as all being evil).

    1. NUance

      NUance

      lol @ evil Lexington

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Minutemen: "We might not be any good in the sack, but at least we're fast"!

  8. HUSKER 37

    Any ideas on how to get my Siberian Husky to root for Nebraska?

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Also..Cannot seem to find the game on my dish network out here in Arizona..ABC showing UCLA/Tejas and ESPN not saying

    2. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      then its espn

  9. HUSKER 37

    gnat's ass : Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pu&&y hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

       

       

    2. captain obvious

      captain obvious

      How do you convert from "gnat's ass" to "ass load?"

  10. HUSKER 37
    http://www.acusports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3506&path=
    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Is that you?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Clete Pillen's son. According to Rivals.

  11. HUSKER 37

    Sweet! Just renewed my AZ auto liscense online and got "HUSKR37" ...I almost got "HOSKERS" with plans to strategically place some bird poop on the top of the O, but feared getting pulled over.....

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Why the 37? I always wondered about that. You a fan of an NU #37 player, perhaps?

    2. fro daddy

      fro daddy

      nice!

  12. HUSKER 37

    Wow! Jamie Williams is comming back! http://nebraska.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1367662

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Just read his bio. Wow! He is VERY accomplished. In a couple of fields. Great get for us.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was a Sr in HS when I met him (He was my cousin's roommate on away games)..I told him he had a girls name (I share the same 1st name)

  13. HUSKER 37

    “There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

    1. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      Suck it, Mayans.

    2. nhuskers5

      nhuskers5

      Or maybe they predicted the addition of the leap year, too? Eh?

  14. HUSKER 37

    Viral video from Omaha? Kid reunited with his blue monkey..http://moms.today.com/_news/2012/09/17/13917750-ah-ahs-back-viral-video-of-boy-reuniting-with-lost-lovey-will-make-you-cry?lite

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      #White kid problems

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Psyche! Mom really had Ah ah hidden away all that time. Stupid kid.

  15. HUSKER 37

    I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

       

      His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."

    2. rawhide

      rawhide

      nice one :D

  16. HUSKER 37

    Probably the 2nd game I ever saw..Those guys sure had skinny legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8MfFbDR6kg

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Never really watched this before. Damn our defense is sick!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice find! I watched a few minutes. Should make time to see the whole game.

  17. HUSKER 37

    Death by Atomic Wedgie? http://www.azcentral.com/news/free/20140108oklahoma-man-killed-stepfather-underwear-police-say.html

    1. walksalone

      walksalone

      I know, I put it up in the BS Forum...

    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      That's how we roll in the Okie state...yo

       

  18. HUSKER 37

    I want to support the local team, but it it worth watching the Cardinals play the Bengals hoping for a Rex sighting?

    1. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Rex is injured.

    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Not unless you're watching Rex take MRIs.

  19. HUSKER 37

    Keep hearing radio ads about AARP sponsoring Barenaked Ladies out here...THAT's got to make you 40-somethings feel old.

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Not sure I'd want to see anyone naked at an AARP sponsored event..

       

    2. NUance

      NUance

      ...unless Hugh Hefner's wife accompanies him!

  20. HUSKER 37

     

    1. GSG

      GSG

      SAW A SIMILAR VIDEO ON TWITTER. SOME PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SAY HE GOT BLOCKED INTO THE SIDELINE AND THEN CAME BACK, BUT I SURE AS HELL DON'T SEE ANY ASU GUYS OVER THERE THAT WOULD HAVE BLOCKED HIM

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Looked like one of the coaches threw him in...Wonder if they practice it...#2 Brandon Aiyuk was the 2nd leading receiver in the Pac12 at the time...That blindside hit took him out of just a series but could have been much worse.

       

  21. HUSKER 37

    Disappointed in the bowls this season with so many of the top athletes not participating...How about paying the Seniors to play with some of that Bowl Money?

    1. Xmas32

      Xmas32

      Could you point to any athletes that sat out this year?  I'm curious because I'm drawing a blank.  This year seemed like almost all the top studs played in their bowl games versus previous years.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Brandon Aiyuk, WR – Arizona State was the first one I noticed...My Son is in the band, so I made it a point to watch it several times.  Brandon was clutch this season and one of the few that stood out to me...65 receptions, 1,192 yards, 8 TDs, 12 games
      Brandon Aiyuk Draft Stock: Round 4-7

      https://www.fanduel.com/theduel/posts/college-football-players-not-playing-in-bowl-games-2019-01dwqp63xf2z

  22. HUSKER 37

    Nebraska Earthquake? http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/us2010brbw.php

    1. Never Skerd'

      Never Skerd'

      HELP US TOM CRUISE

  23. HUSKER 37

    Who knew Iowa had that many fans?

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      They didn't 5 years ago.

  24. HUSKER 37

    Japan! ...Dumping low level radioactive water into the ocean? Did they learn NOTHING from the Godzilla movies?

    1. fearandloathing

      fearandloathing

      Ha! That is all kinds of funny!

  25. HUSKER 37

    Mimi Bobeck: Look at this- champagne, scented candles, Barry White CD's. Either you and O'Brien are going to do it, or it's gotten to the point where you have to get your hand in the mood.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Great show!

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