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  1. How big of a party is tommy throwing tonight?

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Tommy tries to throw a party, but it gets picked off and returned to someone else's house.

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  2. Why did Amukamara say what high school he went to during the opening sequence of the Giants vs Bills game when everyone said what college they went to? He feeling upset at Nebraska for something?

  3. It's extremely depressing to have a Ph.D., be on your desired career trajectory, and not be able to afford food. There's something seriously flawed in our system.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Unless you're getting paid by Hallmark to come up with sh**ty cards, Philosophy degree's are worthless

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  4. @BruceFeldmanCFB: Sark's off-field behavior is something that has concerned folks around #USC & after last night, it's become news: http://t.co/HHlgECRTYP

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Yeah, being around all those smoking hot, dumb as sh#t cheerleaders and students prancing around that you can't touch or you'll get fired. I'd be be drinking too

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  5. Love hearing that TA is hitting about 70% of his passes...amazing what coaching can do!

  6. Holy moly, area rugs are expensive! The joys of home ownership...

  7. Once again Americans have to bail out the French

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Yeah, but we repaid them for that by helping start the French Revolution and slaughtering thousands of aristocrats. So we're even on that score. They owe us big time.

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  8. Just saw Michael Sam sack Taylor Martinez. Get your heads outta the gutter you sickos. Watching 2010 NU-MU game. Helu had a decent game. FU mizzery!

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Just saw Taylor Martinez have sex with Michael Sam. No really. Wasn't too bad. Michael is a lot more tender than I thought he'd be.

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  9. Metallica's 4 best albums includes The Black Album and excludes Kill 'Em All.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      No love for the S&M album? Well, the first disc anyway. For some reason the second disc is balls in the face

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  10. After all this time, Tim Tebow back on the field pursuing his NFL dream. Hard to imagine a nicer guy or better role model. Rootin' for ya, Tim!

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      I want to hate Tebow so much, but I just can't. He's too nice.

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  11. Have golfed once in my life but thinking about taking it up.... Best place to get clubs? What should i look for if i look on craigslist? Not looking to buy nice ones, just start a new hobby.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Just remember, stiff wood is a good thing *wink wink nudge nudge*

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  12. Weird to think since joining the conf., Nebraska is the only team with a winning conf. record year in and year out

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      weird how since joining the conf, we're the only team in the conf to give up 500 rushing yards in a game

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  13. Have golfed once in my life but thinking about taking it up.... Best place to get clubs? What should i look for if i look on craigslist? Not looking to buy nice ones, just start a new hobby.

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      don't buy online, you need to hold the clubs and be able to swing them a few times before guying them. Don't get a super whippy driver for your first one, you'll be slicing balls left and right. find a golf store and pick up a used set. also, spend a couple bucks at a golf course that has a golf pro that gives lessons. Usually they have like a super beginner class for things like how to stand, how to hold the clubs and the basics of your swing for not a lot money. definitely worth...

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  14. While y'all are enjoying America this weekend, make sure you tip one back for those downrange that are keeping an eye out for the bad guys, and if you come across somebody a service man or woman, make sure you thank them and buy them a beer, or a burger, or hell, both...

  15. Elections have consequences

    1. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      So do erections. Amazing the difference one letter can make.

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  16. Flooding occurring here in GI. Received almost 2 inches in an hour.

  17. Who is Huskerboard's sexiest poster? Vote below.

  18. I can't believe that gang-rape story in Panama City, FL. Who would stand around and watch that happen without intervening? What the hell has this country become?

  19. Why is it when somebody says their food "Tastes like crap", my first thought is "How do you know what crap tastes like?"

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      kozzman555

      because when you're in the Army, all you eat is sh#t. Breakfast, lunch and dinner

       

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  20. Is it true there's such a thing as the Omaha Mammoths, and is it also true Taylor Martinez signed a contract to play for them?

  21. Be careful who you call a biznatch.

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      kozzman555

      Don't ever call someone's abuela a biznatch.

       

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  22. advice: my best player who is a senior and has been playing since frosh year says she might quit cuz she don't have 'passion' anymore. she is my BEST player. how can i be selfish and convince her to stay.. funk I'm so stressed!

  23. Man, I feel like a truck ran over me

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