Jump to content


Danny Bateman

Donor
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    13,717

  • Joined

  • Days Won

    33

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Danny Bateman

  1. Danny Bateman

    Guys, it's here. It's gameday.

  2. Danny Bateman

    Wow. Having a beer or two at home just got Prater cuts. Sucks for him.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Wow. I get the business side of it. Tough to pay a kicker who isn't kicking. But damn! This guys is the NFL record holder and pretty much a guaranteed 3 every time.

  3. Danny Bateman

    THERE'S SO MANY GREAT FOOTBALL GAMES ON THIS WEEKEND GUYS. I'M SO EXCITED... I FEEL LIKE I NEED SOME GAS-X, I COULD CLEAR A ROOM RIGHT NOW!

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Hell of a football Saturday. I don't think I'm going to do much of anything else besides watch football, drink beer, and eat food.

  4. Danny Bateman

    That's a pretty weak Heisman moment by Mariotta, IMO

  5. Danny Bateman

    Rich Rod's still got some magic left. Forgot that guy was the AZ coach. Oregon not looking too strong...

  6. Danny Bateman

    Wilfork on Pats loss to Chiefs: They beat us like we stole something. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Can we please do this to Sparty???

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Or stole 50 pizzas

  7. Danny Bateman

    Without his trademarked "poodle on my head" hairdo, Chad Kroeger lacks any distinguishing features and really just resembles your everyday, run of the mill douchebag.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Seriously. Google him Duke. We'll forgo revoking your man card just for this occasion. I had to after Chaddy spoke up and... man, I never realized it, but... he hurts the eyes now. The poodle do hid his true hideousness.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      He's scary looking...excellent Halloween costume idea.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Ok, you guys might need to step away from the internet for awhile. You're arguing about how ugly another dude is...........kinda concerning.

  8. Danny Bateman

    Pam Oliver is hotter than Erin Andrews.

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      This is f'ing weird

    3. Geaux Big Red

      Geaux Big Red

      Your gross

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Geauxd one

  9. Danny Bateman

    Well, after two consecutive games of seeing the same offensive gameplan (which most of us loved), it would appear Beck has had a revelation. But, we've usually run hog wild on lesser teams like Illinois. The true test will be if we (god forbid) go down a score to MSU. Let's see what happens when panic sets in...

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yes, that will be the true test if Beck has grown and learned anything. My gut feeling is that Bo is behind the changes Beck has made. I think Bo will be a lot less prone to letting him go pass happy when things get tough. And they will get tough this week.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I think you're right JJ. I think Bo probably went ballistic after the McNeese game and realized if Beck does things that way he's a huge liability to our goals and we're staring 9-4 in the face again. At least I really hope we're right...

  10. Danny Bateman

    Well... that was deflating. All the good teams just lost. FSU as #1 is a JOKE... NC State has no D whatsover.

    1. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      As long as the Huskers win, today's a good day.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Agreed! There had better be orange stains on the field from dragging some Illini bodies tonight! GBR!

  11. Danny Bateman

    Meanwhile, in Madison........

    1. Redux

      Redux

      #karma

       

      Via Jen Bielma

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      She's dumb.

  12. Danny Bateman

    I just had to run to the mirror to check but... My tongue is peeling from the outside in you guise!!

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Too many warheads.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      So.... I nuked my tongue??

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      In What guise?

  13. Danny Bateman

    I THINK WE'RE ALL LEARNING THERE'S A SOFTER, GENTLER, MORE CALM SIDE TO GSG TODAY, GUYS.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      WHO?

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      His blow up doll

  14. Danny Bateman

    Ginger Ultradouche Presser on deck for him to stammer through why he should keep his job.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      I was thinking Mike Mcqueary

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Roger Goodell, you guys

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Lol. Thank you Zoogies.

  15. Danny Bateman

    So who's making a "Bye Felisha... Hello Blackshirts" sign for Saturday?

  16. Danny Bateman

    Mmmmm... Crunchwrap supreme with 3, count em 3, fire sauces. Get at me, bromosexuals.

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      What's the big deal? That's how I normally eat my Crunchwrap Supreme...

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Rectal Rocket ignition. Better be stocked up on Plumber's Hero.

  17. Danny Bateman

    I wish we had a ball-hawking D that took the ball away. That's stuck with me like a bad taste in the mouth...

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      tschu - just PM NUpolo

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      correct me if i'm wrong but did you not just whine tschu?

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Lolz. If you can't find those two things you've got bigger problems tschu.

  18. Danny Bateman

    Guise. We get it. Quit b*tching about it. So what if our conference is a big stinking pile of duty right now? No one ever complained when we mowed through the paper tiger that was the Big 12 North. We usually had about one other legitimate team to compete with for that too. Let's just win the whole damn thing!

  19. Danny Bateman

    Attention upstanding Huskerboard chaps: Please PM me if you would be interested in joining the Gentleman Against Tim Beck club. It is a new grassroots movement that is sweeping the nation... started by yours truly. PM for details!!!

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      sounds like a sausage fest. Zrod and Decked will both join.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Eat a bag of dick Minny.

  20. Danny Bateman

    Any of you folks catch which spot Ameer took in the SC Top 10 on the four letter network last night??

    1. Redux

      Redux

      BRASKA! #1 Two weeks in a row!

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      NICE! I was thinking they pretty much had to give it to him... but still sweet! He's been criminally under the radar for so long... bout damn time!

  21. Danny Bateman

    I'm at a point I'm a casual enough fan to just enjoy a W and no longer stress about all the crap that very nearly cost us it. But I think Benning nailed it on 1620 after the game... Bo coaches the coordinators. They coach the position coaches. They coach the players. It's all from the top down. So don't blame the players... The coaches aren't catching/correcting the attitude problems, failure to adjust in game, or failure to execute in practice. So if it costs us games......

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Don't get mad and start blaming or calling out players.they may play undisciplined and rack up stupid penalties, but not eliminating that problem is also systemic. Simply, they're not being coached in such a way to maximize potential and minimize shortcomings. So it's put up or shut up time for Bo and Co. We as fans all have no personal allegiance to Bo and staff. So I will gladly stand and cheer him just as much as anyone.... IF WE WIN. If not, the guy has had more than enough le...

  22. Danny Bateman

    Uh oh.... Bo said in presser Jamal tore his Achille's tendon.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Was having a decent day too till that happened

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Bo doesn't know the status of guys after two or three days. How does he know after twenty minutes?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Damnit to f'ing hell. When it rains it pours.

  23. Danny Bateman

    Well... After peeing a game down their leg THAT badly (albeit against a quality opponent), Wiscy still sits one spot above us in the poll. #conspiracy

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. NUance

      NUance

      /brain fart. lol I thought Stave played and then got hurt.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      I don't see how Wisconsin losing essentially on the road against a quality opponent in a close game is grounds for them dropping a mile in the rankings. I'm absolutely fine with them being ranked above us. Not that it means anything right now anyway

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      As compared to SCeast. They should drop below Wisky imo

  24. Danny Bateman

    What do you think guys? Does my team have enough bold flavors this year? QB: Brees RB:Andre Ellington RB/WR: Vereen RB/WR: Cobb WR: Dez TE: Pitta D/ST: Houston K: Novak Bench: Cordarelle Patterson, Terrence Williams, Riley Cooper, Justin Hunter, Jeremy Hill, Shonn Greene, Ladarius Greene

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      I bet you'll be starting Ladarius Greene ahead of Pitta, but I like them both.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I knew I was going to wind up light at RB since I went Brees/Dez first two picks. Good thing is our league has only one strictly RB slot. Hoping Ellington busts out, Ridley fumbles enough to get cut, Shonn Greene is less than mediocre the weeks I plug him in, etc...

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I should mention it is a .5 pt PPR league. That's why I waited and got Ellington/Vereen.

  25. Danny Bateman

    What a freaking joke. Vince Young hired back by Texas to raise funds? I have no problem with that. But he's pulling in $100K a year? Not bad for an NFL flunky with a paper degree.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Yeah, exactly what ColoradoHusk said.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      He raised that his first day on the job. His gig is shaking hands, telling stories about "the good old days" playing golf and posing for pictures...oh and eating lunches. I will never take offense to what someone can earn...good for them and take every penny you can.

    4. lilred

      lilred

      Yeah... How is this a "freaking joke"? It works.

×
×
  • Create New...