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  1. How much will scalped tix go for outside the stadium? What's the chance of snagging a single ticket at row 50 or lower inside the goal lines?

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    2. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      There are a bunch of tickets for sale on craigslist right now for 60 or under if you wanna take the safe route.

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i am just going to say this: facebook, deleted.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ lol. Where have I seen that before? Like a 1000 times?

  2. “I ain't perfect, and I never claimed to be. But my heart is in the right place.” ——Bo Pelini

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Bo's always been a great coach when it comes to the football part. These past four years I think he's shown improvement in the non-football part as well.

    2. tschu

      tschu

      I agree with you NUance. I'm glad to have Bo as our coach.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      It's a good thing his heart is in the right place, too. Otherwise he might be dead.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Marc Mariani's broken leg. Look at him holding onto the ball while trying to cradle his broken leg. Dude never let go of the ball, even after the play.

    2. GSG
  3. “Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.” —seen on the Twitter machine

    1. GSG

      GSG

      That almost sounds like a line from Jim Gaffigan's "Mr. Universe" special

    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ I need to watch that. HEard good things from a couple of people.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      See if it's still on Netflix. It's only about an hour long. Watch it already, dammit! lol

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Another fact I can use against my buddy who tends to put down the Huskers...even though he claims to be a fan of the Big Red.

  4. "We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be just fine."

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      I laughed so hard when he said this

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Fine? As it turned out, no. Nothing fine about the 2nd half. Nothing at all.

  5. The best remedy for a wrenched back is a double dose of prescription pain killers. And bourbon until unconsciousness. Nighty night.

  6. Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Death and Taxes.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Man, you got a joint? ...Be a lot cooler if you did

    4. Excel

      Excel

      You both killed it. I hope you're happy.

       

  7. The Camstache is back. Not the man--He never left. But the glorious, powerful stache itself has returned.

  8. Fall camp. It's like that time of the year when the Christmas tree goes up and presents appear under the tree. You know it's getting close.

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    2. Husker_x

      Husker_x

      Then you get NFL preseason games, the weather cools down. Ahhh. . .

    3. Nebula

      Nebula

      Just a hair under four weeks away, boys and girls! Fall has always been my favorite time of year.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      My favorite time as well. Football starts. The World Series. The cooler weather. Whats not to like.

  9. Iowa's Johnson is gone. It's official now.

  10. Manlaw: If you're still in the office past 7:00pm it's perfectly acceptable to crack open the bourbon.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      or strippers.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Strippers? I think I'd like the Kiwi work environment.

    4. HANC

      HANC

      I want to work for Foppa... are you hiring. I will will put in a lot of hours if necessary.

  11. Finally it rains. Cool, refreshing rain.

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      I remember that feeling...when I didn't live in the land of monsoon.

    2. 95huskers

      95huskers

      lucky you....

  12. All week, brutally hot and not even a hint of rain. Then Friday afternoon it rains. WTF?

    1. GSG

      GSG

      I wish it would rain here. I'm tired of listening to the farmers complain.

    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      At least it rained. We got some rain too, a welcome and promised relief from the heat. I mean, I am pretty sure I felt a few drops come down at one point last night.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, we need the rain. Bad. But couldn't it rain on Tuesday. Not Friday afternoon? Oh well. Glad to get a bit of rain I guess.

  13. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

    1. Husker_x

      Husker_x

      Ftftftftft

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Didn't Lloyd Christmas want to do something like that once?

  14. Happy birthday Nikola Tesla.

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      More shocking than direct current, in fact!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, the alternate theory proved correct.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      There's a line in this song about Mr. Tesla

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Is that a tube steak, DiB?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

    4. Excel

      Excel

      How does NU Football plan on reducing its carbon footprint?

       

  15. I sit in my office all day where I can see women drivers across the street trying to parallel park. I try not to be gender biased about things like this--but women drivers. /facepalm.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I tell you it's a gender thing with the driving. I'm not sure why. It's not that hard, is it?

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      this makes me smile. My dad use to always yell "you can't park, you're a girl" I miss him being jealous of my superb driving skills.

       

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      BTW, I am the world's best forward driver.

  16. It’s hotter than Kate Upton showing up in her birthday suit with a tub of vasoline and a glint in her eye.

    1. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Now I know what I want for my bday!

    2. GSG

      GSG

      You really should use water-soluble lubricants instead.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      The temp in Auckland this morning is exactly half of what it is in Lincoln...and 54 ain't that bad.

  17. It's so hot, I saw Cubs fans taking the bags off their heads.

  18. Do fish sleep?

    1. Decked
    2. NUance

      NUance

      But do they float to the bottom? What about ocean fish? They would implode, wouldn't they?

    3. Decked

      Decked

      When my piranhas sleep they sink to the bottom. Weird thing they are red bellied piranhas and at night there red belly turns into a white belly when they are sleeping. I have no idea about ocean fish.

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