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  1. Free banana man!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Fine, but give me the banana suit.

  2. Oh Dirk, you silly fellow. When will you learn?

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      There's a difference between a Husker sports reporter and a Husker fan. Dirk is neither.

  3. Colo suspended 4 DBs and a LB. Will face Stanford and Andrew Luck this Saturday.

  4. Archer is the best show on TV and/or it’s awesome.

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      The Daily Show > Archer

    2. GSG

      GSG

      Last week's episode isn't available OnDemand yet! I'm freaking out!!!

    3. mturn087

      mturn087

      Archer is amazing!

  5. Wake me up when the meltdown is over.

    1. krc1995
    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      I'm with you NUance.

  6. Lavarnway. Talk about bursting onto the scene with a bang!

  7. I regret changing my pick to Fla St over Clemson one minute before the deadline today. Ouch.

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      okay- now it sucks

    3. killer cacti

      killer cacti

      Come on, NUance. FSU was down their starting QB, multiple wideouts, and was playing in Death Valley??? Ask me next time about Clemson's games.

       

      FYI: I probably would have picked FSU as well.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, but Trickett is underrated. I think he's a coach's kid. I flip-flopped on about four games yesterday. Ended up picking the loser in every one. Dang.

  8. "Chuck Neinas celebrates paying himself 9 consulting fees for hiring himself as interim Big 12 Commissioner." ---- www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com

    1. huzkerbob

      huzkerbob

      Well you know what they say. It takes the best man for the job , to know the best man for the job.

  9. Blaine Gabbert to start for Jags Sunday. I guess it didn't take long to groom him.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      There are a lot of 'fans' asking obnoxious questions. Imagine that.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      My question would be: "Which nickname do you like the most: T-Magic, Snuffy, Hot Sauce, Mexican Jesus?

    4. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      LOL this is my fav-- Can you throw the ball any higher into the air when you're going downfield or have you maxed out the rainbow trajectory?

  10. 17.2 yards per touch. Jamal Turner. wow.

    1. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      And he doesn't even start. Bigger wow.

    2. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Seriously. He needs to get ~10 touches a game for us. He's a gamer.

  11. I would love to see Penn State upset Alabama this Saturday. It could happen. Really.

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      or if the freshman QB has the same type of first road game as PSU's frosh QB did last year. (including the turnovers as stated above)

    3. tschu

      tschu

      I dunno, that bama defense is pretty solid

       

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Well, I guess it couldn't happen. And probably wouldn't. Unless they played about 50 times maybe.

  12. Baylor holding up aTm's SEC move. LOL! Baylor wins one game and starts throwing their weight around.

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Baylor is looking out for Baylor. They realize the Big 12 is their only chance in hell at ever being able to sniff a BCS game

    2. NUance

      NUance

      What'll probably happen is Baylor will end up in Conference USA. And they'll do okay there, sans BCS bowl.

  13. 26 opening day wins in a row. One of two Husker football streaks still intact.

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      Thanks Callaclown for taking down most of them.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      One more year under Callahan and the opening day win streak might have ended. W. Mich had a good team that year. Scored 24 on Bo's new D. Hate to think if Cosgrove was still DC.

  14. Some guy just crossed the centerline & totaled out my truck. 3:00pm, he was totally f'd up, passed out at the wheel. No license. No insurance.

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Good thing you have fast reflexes NUance..Relax, Alright? My old Man is a television repair man...He's got this ULTIMATE set of tools..I can FIX it...

       

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Best wishes NUance. Wouldn't wish that on anybody.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I talked to the police again later in the evening. Turns out the guy rear-ended some other lady just 10 minutes before and left the scene. He was high on prescription drugs of some kind. Fortunately he does have insurance though.

  15. Pelini: (Urban Dictionary definition) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pelini

    1. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      Guess we could go create a new entry for douchebag and call it a Bucknell Bison. Thats just f'n stupid.

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      but accurate

    3. NUance

      NUance

      My thoughts exactly. Hate to see it there. But it's accurate.

  16. Oklahoma starting RB Jonathan Miller arrested. For unpaid parking tickets.

    1. redout22

      redout22

      oh hes done for..

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, what a joke. Couldn't he just pay the $160 or whatever? To avoid being arrested.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Shoulda just ran that meter maid over like a MOSS!

       

  17. 3* hawkeye recruit Michael Malloy arrested in Nebr on drug charges. Ha ha.

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      What happened to that last SC Heelan running back who went to Iowa? Oh wait, he's not on the team anymore, now I remember.

  18. Just got back from 2 week trip. Is Martinez's broken elbow doing okay?

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Yeah but JoePa was never in a coma like Bo is.

    3. cornhuskers4ever

      cornhuskers4ever

      I nearly freaked, I thought the deal on Martinez was real.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Sorry 4ever. I was talking about the rumor floating around when I left two weeks ago.

  19. I like my women like I like my HTML, accessible and compliant.

  20. I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore, and a f'ing crazy dentist!

  21. "We have played Nebraska in the past, and the last two times we played them in my first two years it wasn't much fun." --Kirk Ferentz

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      And the next 5 times he'll play us won't be to fun either

  22. Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding, and the state trooper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"

  23. #7 v. Hawkeyes:

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