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  1. The Dude

    ha-P VD HB

  2. The Dude

    Yo mama is so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Yo mama is so old she farts dust!

    2. ADS

      ADS

      hate hate hate hate

  3. The Dude

    Happy Valentines Day !

  4. The Dude

    Goonies never say die.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      BABY RUTH

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Hey you guys.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      SLOTH LIKE CHUNK!!!!

  5. The Dude

    I suppose people who hate all things ESPN still haven't discovered the SVP and Russillo radio program.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      SVP Rusillo is good stuff.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      SVP Rusillo is awesome, agree

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Agree Mr. A. SVP not bad at all really, it's that Priscilla guy. Just an arrogant prick. Can't stand him.

  6. The Dude

    Flying is ridiculous, nutjobs jobs going 10,000 feet in the air in steel fire birds.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      It's unnatchrul I tell ya!

  7. The Dude

    Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Todd! Todd!

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Up in seattle. Great coffee.

  8. The Dude

    Sometimes I pull some of my nose hair out, just to feel alive.

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I pull out pubes from my man bag to feel alive!

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      That ain't sh#t....I yank my pubes out when I'm feelin' froggy

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Sometimes I burn them too....what a ruuuuuussssshhhh

  9. The Dude

    Who ate more cereal, Bobo or Li'l Debil?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Looks like you just made plans for the weekend.

    3. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      Nothing but trouble. weird, but pretty good movie.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Pretty good? PRETTY GOOD?! You call a movie featuring Digital Underground "pretty good"?!!

       

      feh!

  10. The Dude

    Can't really picture walksalone as an old guy.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I always picture walks wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my walks to party.

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Being part Indian myself;I imagine Walksalone as an elder in a tribal kind of way! This is what the visions tell me. LOL

    4. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      I picture him as the Indian dude from Free Willy

  11. The Dude

    Okay, out of sheer morbid curiosity I watched the Bill Nye - Ken Ham debate. Which once again proves my theory; you just can't reason with crazy people. Although I don't think The Science Guy is great at the art of debate, he had a lot of great information, and he even gave Nebraska (Ash Falls) a shout out.

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      It's unfortunate. You can have debates about different philosophies or ideas. It's the 201***4. Time to stop legitimizing the 'other side' by making The Scientific Method a tossup matter again.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      Ken Ham doesn't understand science, but he is a well-oiled apologetics war machine.

       

      Bill could have done so much better if he would have approached the night more strategically.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Bill just shouldn't have been there. This isn't a contest. By condescending to make it one, he's already lost. He's better than that. C'mon Bill.

  12. The Dude

    Richard Sherman gave up 2 pass completions for 10 yards in the postseason.

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      Doubt it Nick. Sherman completely erases one half of the field. Peyton didn't even look his way for nearly every snap. Doesn't matter what kind of talent is on the other side/at safety, that half of the field is gone soley because he's there.

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Good luck putting up more impressive numbers than Sherman.... definition of a lock down corner....

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      The facts don't align with your opinion, Nick.

  13. The Dude

    Anyone else's facebook feed hilarious this morning?

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Dull as usual. Lots of anti-Bronco anti-Peyton memes. I need new friends.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      You mean hilarious Manning and Bronco memes?

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      Yeah. Haters gonna hate.

  14. The Dude

    Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏@neiltyson 28m If 335lb Terrance Knighton of the Broncos hits you at 10 mph, it's 40x the momentum of a 12 gauge shotgun blast to your chest

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      But not as deadly.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      And is completely irrelevant considering it's 36-8 Seattle. LOL.

  15. The Dude

    This is Bruno Mars? Kill it with fire.

    1. strigori

      strigori

      people actually listen to this guy by choice?

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      "Give it away now"

       

      Peyton's theme song?

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I don't.

  16. The Dude

    Peyton gonna Peyt.

  17. The Dude

    Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏@neiltyson 21m Momentum Transfer. Elastic & Inelastic Collisions. Spin-stabilized projectiles. There’s nothing like Physics & Football.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      He's no Sheldon Cooper, though. :)

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm still trying to figure out what Inelastic Collisions he's referring to.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      My guess would be, the big hits by the Defensive players on the ball carriers.

  18. The Dude

    This is a great Super Bowl crowd.

  19. The Dude

    RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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    2. ADS

      ADS

      Loved him as Dusty in Twister.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      ^^that. He was pretty versatile, his quirkiness as Dusty to how dark he was in MI:3. Such a shame.

    4. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      Sad. Talented actor.

  20. The Dude

    I admire Creighton Duke's Orko avatar.

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      :)
  21. The Dude

    4 out of 5 dentists agree; Stacy's mom has got it going on.

    1. RedSavage

      RedSavage

      Link?

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      She must have good teeth!

  22. The Dude

    Really lookin' forward to the freakin' weekend, gonna have me some fun.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      There's a song there, I think.

    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      cheers!

  23. The Dude

    Someone explain to me the goings-on here. --

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      http://tinyurl.com/mye7qpd

       

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I've heard worse on American Idol back in the day.

  24. The Dude

    Heard it's gonna be so cold for the big game that the Red Hot Chilly Peppers will be wearing low-cut ankle socks.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      #RHCPalbumcover

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Shrinkage? Usually wool holds its shape. I really thought Nebraska fans would be smarter about cold, imo

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Wool may hold it's shape but trouser snakes don't.

  25. The Dude

    Turns out Internet Explorer is still a thing.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I use Firefox at home. Place I work only allows us to use IE. Hate it.

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Just bought the new desktop, need to replace IE with Google Chrome. Have Chrome on Laptop, much better...

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      I'd rather send smoke signals than use IE.

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