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  1. beanman

    Can the banned fellers attend the Spring Game tailgate? Or is knapp going to run security and have a fence around the place?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      That thing expired Junior. I've been near you many times over the last couple weeks. Stalkin' walkin' in my big black boots.

       

    3. Junior

      Junior

      It expired?! Better call the judge.

    4. Landlord

      Landlord

      Anyone is invited to the tailgates, really. They're not exclusive or official by any means.

       

      Nobody can be worse than huskeraddict spilling his drinks over all of our shoes.

  2. beanman

    For you Nebraska fisherman out there:

  3. beanman

    Anybody have any good money-making ideas for weekends around Omaha? Besides whoring myself out? Good places for part-time work?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I think that is where you steal copper wire and your mug shot is shown on KETV

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Scrappers scour the countryside and alleys looking for scrap metal to steal.

    4. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Why would you trap yourself into trading time for money?

  4. beanman

    Have to pay into Uncle Sammy again. Pretty thrilled about it. I'll be filing these bad boys on the last day.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Thanks for doing your part.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Well, somebody has to pay for all that free guberment cheese.

  5. beanman

    You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me Dottie. I'm a loner, a rebel.

    1. walksalone

      walksalone

      easy P W

  6. beanman

    sausage.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Ditka

    2. Junior

      Junior

      Bean does love sausage.

  7. beanman

    So on ESPN2 just now they talked about the resurgence of the BIG10 and mentioned all the 'Traditional powers' and mentioned MSU, Michigan, Penn State and improved Minnesota. No mention of us. #relevance

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    2. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

      Listened to that as well. Same conclusion I got.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      That is part of the problem...

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Well weve only been in the Big Ten 4 years. Not sure why we shiuld be considered a Big Ten traditional power....

  8. beanman

    I just wish I was there to comfort the Duck cheerleaders you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      They have a void that needs to be filled. I'm the person who can fill it. For 30 seconds.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      and a couple inches

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Oh it's at least 3

  9. beanman

    Good game thus far but needs more camera time on the Duck cheerleaders.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I may do that at half-time

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You should get really drunk and make life altering decisions if you ask me.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I wish I could but I got kids to feed Watson

  10. beanman

    Kinda glad the college football season is coming to an end so I don't have to hear that Fall Out Boy song anymore.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Heart!

    3. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      Wiener!

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      What song is that?

  11. beanman
    http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Radass-daily-pic-dump-29.gif
    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Maximum-Butthurt-Achieved-Reaction-Gif.gif
  12. beanman

    Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      One of the best lines ever. I just watched 2 1/2 the other day. I laughed my ass off. I forget how damn great Neilsen was.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I was justing watching the first one on the treadmill. OJ is hilarious as well. Too bad he liked to murder people.

  13. beanman

    teachercd touched my naughty place you guys.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Did you learn anything?

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Was he listening to 2 Live Crew?

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      What'd that cost ya Bean?

  14. beanman

    Gonna be stuck in St. Paul during the national championship game. Pretty steamed you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Count is drunk again

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Maybe SPH can show you all the good Rub-N-Tug joints in the twin cities area. He may even have a full punch card or two he'd lend a fellow Husker.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Jesus. Wrong status. God. I do that alot. I gotta lay off the paoti.

  15. beanman

    Welp, looks like teachercd will be on Tinder all day tomorrow instead of molding young minds. Thank God, amirite?

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      As long as he doesn't combined the two.

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      He's got molding on his mind alright.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      One giant leap for mankind....

  16. beanman

    Jesus Lions.

  17. beanman

    I just had a Texas Tech flashback you guys.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      HOLD ONTO THAT BALL LEKEVIN

  18. beanman

    Just got a new laptop. Thus far I effing hate Windows 8.1.

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    2. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      It's pretty simple, just use desktop mode

    3. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Or just switch it to Windows 7

    4. tschu

      tschu

      Classic Shell.

  19. beanman

    Just found out one of my classmates in college died in December. No idea what happened, just found his obituary. 36 years old is too damn young.

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Hey, cool it with scaring us fellow 36 year olds.

    2. HANC

      HANC

      I still refer to my 36 year old buddies as "kids"… Way too young.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I lost a college buddy last year. First one to die. Sad stuff.

  20. beanman

    I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Greg should offered to try. It would've been gentlemanly to do so.

    3. HANC

      HANC

      NIce going focker

    4. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

      :-)

  21. beanman

    Iowa almost beat us you guys. Let that sink in.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      We almost beat mich st. Mich st only two losses are playing for national title.

       

      Iowa is real close you guise.

    3. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      Almost doesn't count!

    4. louisianared

      louisianared

      Makes me that much more glad we got rid of Pelini

  22. beanman

    Eat a richard SEC

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Lol

  23. beanman

    OSU gonna get bent over. I hate you Saban.

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      The lack of a solid Qb is hurting them. Saban's scheme is confusing him.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Well...

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Spoke too soon I hope.

  24. beanman

    We skrong den

  25. beanman

    lol

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