How would you sell Nebraska to recruits?

[Nexus]

Let's have fun with this. Hypothetically you're a Husker football coach. What is your approach in selling the program to recruits? I'll post my own thoughts later.

[Danny Bateman]

"... But seriously, your girlfriend is safe. Carl and Marvin are all the way in Florida by now..."

[Excel]

"If a Nuclear War were to break out you'd be pretty safe in Lincoln"

[beanman]

Sex parties for recruits? Tell them that global warming will fix that cold weather problem of ours by the time they're seniors? Tell them we've got a great zoo? I got nothing.

[NUance]

I'd want to recruit the big guys. Lineman on both sides of the ball. I'd tell them that in Lincoln they won't be nameless, ignored linemen like at a lot of schools. They'll be treated like rock stars. And anybody that knows Husker football knows that's the gospel truth.

[beanman]

I'd want to recruit the big guys. Lineman on both sides of the ball. I'd tell them that in Lincoln they won't be nameless, ignored linemen like at a lot of schools. They'll be treated like rock stars. And anybody that knows Husker football knows that's the gospel truth.

 

Nuance is on the same page with my sex parties idea.

[PaulCrewe]

"If a Nuclear War were to break out you'd be pretty safe in Lincoln"

With Offutt Air Force Base a couple miles up the road in Bellevue, a couple of degrees off by enemies, and that is not really true.

[The Dude]

I tell them Lincoln is the Mecca of cute, small town, cornfed Nebraskan girls of Scandinavian descent.

 

 

 

"If a Nuclear War were to break out you'd be pretty safe in Lincoln"

ehhhhh I dunno 'bout dat 1.

[Excel]

"If a Nuclear War were to break out you'd be pretty safe in Lincoln"

With Offutt Air Force Base a couple miles up the road in Bellevue, a couple of degrees off by enemies, and that is not really true.

 

Good point...its probably a better pitch for Wyoming.

[PaulCrewe]

"If a Nuclear War were to break out you'd be pretty safe in Lincoln"

With Offutt Air Force Base a couple miles up the road in Bellevue, a couple of degrees off by enemies, and that is not really true.

 

Good point...its probably a better pitch for Wyoming.

Won't work there either. Ft. Guernsey and Cheyenne has an AFB I believe

[Excel]

Ok ok...Zombie Apocalypse safe then

[Comish]

Beaches at Branched Oak Lake and coeds at the (and by the) Pound...............

[kchusker_chris]

Beaches at Branched Oak Lake and coeds at the (and by the) Pound...............

exactly - skinny white girls roam the beachs of florida - but the truely big assed ones call Lincoln home.

[Bradr]

Dude might be onto something here.

[Treand3]

Beaches at Branched Oak Lake and coeds at the (and by the) Pound...............

exactly - skinny white girls roam the beachs of florida - but the truely big assed ones call Lincoln home.

 

Lol!