*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[NUance]

Can't wait for the new season of Archer.

 

"That'll do pigly. That'll

." ---Krieger

[MLB 51]

The real threat to America?

 

Giant, f'ing eagles!

 

Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Seen that it was hoax. Pretty cool though.

[MLB 51]

2 more days of work. Then 2 weeks of nothing but drinking. I love at home vacations.

[tschu]

Over/under on how long it takes me to dig out my car tomorrow morning?

 

Also I better stock up on some whiskey; I'm going home for Christmas...

[MLB 51]

Over/under on how long it takes me to dig out my car tomorrow morning?

 

Also I better stock up on some whiskey; I'm going home for Christmas...

I say under 10 min.

[GSG]

The real threat to America?

 

Giant, f'ing eagles!

 

Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Seen that it was hoax. Pretty cool though.

 

This one is for real though

 

http://kotaku.com/5969930/ok-now-this-video-of-an-angry-bird-attacking-a-baby-is-totally-real-swear

[NUance]

Ha ha! The first time I saw it I thought it must be a hoax. But then I watched it two or three more times, and thought it was real. Okay, I admit it. I bit.

[tschu]

Need some booze, what am I getting

[MLB 51]

Need some booze, what am I getting

I'm drunk. I suggest New Belgian Abbey.

[tschu]

Need some booze, what am I getting

I'm drunk. I suggest New Belgian Abbey.

Oh man, that stuff is real good. Haven't had it in a long time

[MLB 51]

Need some booze, what am I getting

I'm drunk. I suggest New Belgian Abbey.

Oh man, that stuff is real good. Haven't had it in a long time

I just ran out. Back to Joplin, Mo. tomorrow.

[NUance]

For the first time ever, I tried shaving with a straight razor last night. What a clusterf**k. Think I only got about half the whiskers off--in strips. Looked like a mini-lawnmower ran up and down my face, skipping every other row. Even drew some blood. I had to start from scratch with a safety razor.

 

I definitely need some practice. Preferably on someone else's face. Any volunteers?

[MLB 51]

For the first time ever, I tried shaving with a straight razor last night. What a clusterf**k. Think I only got about half the whiskers off--in strips. Looked like a mini-lawnmower ran up and down my face, skipping every other row. Even drew some blood. I had to start from scratch with a safety razor.

 

I definitely need some practice. Preferably on someone else's face. Any volunteers?

I have tried this as well. Not a fun experience.

[GSG]

If you got a free ticket to BCS Championship Gamr/Super Bowl/World Series Game 7/whatever sporting event would be your Mecca under the condition that you had to sh#t your pants before you walked in the game and sit in your own excrement for the next 4ish hours, would you do it?

[ADS]

If you got a free ticket to BCS Championship Gamr/Super Bowl/World Series Game 7/whatever sporting event would be your Mecca under the condition that you had to sh#t your pants before you walked in the game and sit in your own excrement for the next 4ish hours, would you do it?