*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[tschu]

MLB with some #humblebrags up in here. Actually they're not even that humble lol!

[Hammerhead]

A little too drunk. A little too rough.

Oh come on man. You could embellish it a bit more than that, couldn't you?

I could, it would be lie though. Sad part is, my wife is 5 foot tall and weighs about 100lbs. Just a cheap bed frame.

 

Now that's doin' work, son!

[MLB 51]

I forgot to mention. I myself am 6'1" and about 250. Nothing wrong with gettin' drunk and playin' hard.

[NUance]

When women get in a minor disagreement that lasts for 30 seconds, why do they feel the need to talk about it for the next 20 minutes? WHY?

 

 

 

/I'd rather spend that 20 minutes with her trying to break MY bed. lol

[GM_Tood]

Damn..65 degrees in November and I am stuck at work.

[MLB 51]

When women get in a minor disagreement that lasts for 30 seconds, why do they feel the need to talk about it for the next 20 minutes? WHY?

 

 

 

/I'd rather spend that 20 minutes with her trying to break MY bed. lol

Amen brother. AMEN.

[NUance]

[tschu]

When I order a double whopper with no cheese, I expect to get a double whopper with no cheese, NOT a single whopper with cheese

[MLB 51]

When I order a double whopper with no cheese, I expect to get a double whopper with no cheese, NOT a single whopper with cheese

Order the single with cheese. Maybe they'll give you a double without.

[ADS]

Got drunk as a skunk Saturday night downtown, lost my phone. Had to buy a new phone today, now I realzie why I hate sprint. They hire some real morons to run their stores.

[MLB 51]

Got drunk as a skunk Saturday night downtown, lost my phone. Had to buy a new phone today, now I realzie why I hate sprint. They hire some real morons to run their stores.

Apple store geniuses come to mind.

[ADS]

Got drunk as a skunk Saturday night downtown, lost my phone. Had to buy a new phone today, now I realzie why I hate sprint. They hire some real morons to run their stores.

Apple store geniuses come to mind.

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

When I order a double whopper with no cheese, I expect to get a double whopper with no cheese, NOT a single whopper with cheese

Try being behind someone in the drive thru who wants the Big Mac combo but instead of the Big Mac, they want the McFish sandwich. Then have to hear the lady argue with the employee about it because the lady doesn't want to pay the extra for the McFish combo. She wants to pay the Big Mac combo price for a McFish combo. Yeah that really happened.

[NUance]

I built a dog house for my dog a couple weeks back. Actually, I put a dog door on our wooden tool shed and built a cozy straw-bale house just inside the door. I took me nearly two weeks to train her to use the dog door. She was terrified of that little plastic flap with the magnet. You'd have thought I mounted a guillotine up there. So now I call it the dog door of Damocles. lol

[MLB 51]

+1 for the obscure Greek Mythology reference.