knapplc Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Rural America Becomes Cybernetic Metropolis After Gaining Access To High-Speed Internet WASHINGTON—After the nation’s vast stretches of countryside were replaced almost overnight by sprawling, futuristic cityscapes, government officials confirmed Wednesday that programs aimed at bringing high-speed internet to underserved areas had turned rural America into a cybernetic metropolis. “As soon as they had modern broadband and faster download speeds, these small communities began merging into a highly advanced utopia with the most sophisticated technology on the planet,” said Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, whose department oversees efforts to improve internet access in rural America and who verified reports that Kansas and Nebraska were now crisscrossed with a network of hover-rail lines that traversed a seemingly endless expanse of gleaming glass skyscrapers. “For years, we’ve talked about electronic connectivity being the key to economic development in rural areas, and indeed, most of the nation’s farming is now carried out by either human-machine hybrids or grain elevators that have achieved consciousness. Of course, agriculture will be obsolete once these small-town Americans have abandoned their bodies and uploaded their minds to a centralized grid.” Vilsack later added that most of the Corn Belt was now a single conscious entity called ╟♦ëσâ∞►Φ╕. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Man found dead at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park in Glenwood Springs, CO. He was heavily armed and had explosives https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-found-dead-at-glenwood-caverns-adventure-park/ Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 SkyNet just around the corner... Quote Link to comment
Madcows Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 11/24/2023 at 6:40 PM, DevoHusker said: I don't need the time to reflect after an excursion to Walmart, I know there's a hell while I'm in the middle of the store. We could replace prison sentences with extended shopping trips to the Bellevue Walmart and probably reduce the number of repeat offenders. 1 Quote Link to comment
DevoHusker Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 I think they are ugly as heck...but this is pretty cool 1 Quote Link to comment
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