The Story - part 1

[Decked]

What the hell is going on

 

This is what happens when you eat AAA batteries

Bath salts.

[Hedley Lamarr]

What the hell is going on

 

This is what happens when you eat AAA batteries

Bath salts.

 

Licking his keyboard

[Decked]

Husker fans,

 

I guess I want tell you a little bit about myself. I served in the US army for 7 years. I grew up with Oklahoma and Miami and Nebraska...but didn't know how to write or speak any english. Holding breath......face getting blue now....... in 1975...I was born in a civil war in El Salvador. In 1978... I was adopted and brought to Stanton , Nebraska. In 1983...I was a football boy...lol. My adopted dad said root for who you like... So I rooted for Miami. I'm not sure if I ever felt bad about it....but when now I'm older and seen the film, it chokes me up.

 

 

Fixed it for ya!

 

 

[Hammerhead]

In December of 2012, he discovered proper message board posting etiquette.

[ADS]

[C N Red]

Husker fans,

 

I guess I want tell you a little bit about myself. I served in the US army for 7 years. I grew up with Oklahoma and Miami and Nebraska...but didn't know how to write or speak any english. Holding breath......face getting blue now....... in 1975...I was born in a civil war in El Salvador. In 1978... I was adopted and brought to Stanton , Nebraska. In 1983...I was a football boy...lol. My adopted dad said root for who you like... So I rooted for Miami. I'm not sure if I ever felt bad about it....but when now I'm older and seen the film, it chokes me up.

 

 

Fixed it for ya!

 

It looks better but still makes no sense.

[Decked]

Husker fans,

 

I guess I want tell you a little bit about myself. I served in the US army for 7 years. I grew up with Oklahoma and Miami and Nebraska...but didn't know how to write or speak any english. Holding breath......face getting blue now....... in 1975...I was born in a civil war in El Salvador. In 1978... I was adopted and brought to Stanton , Nebraska. In 1983...I was a football boy...lol. My adopted dad said root for who you like... So I rooted for Miami. I'm not sure if I ever felt bad about it....but when now I'm older and seen the film, it chokes me up.

 

 

Fixed it for ya!

 

It looks better but still makes no sense.

 

 

 

Yea I don't get it either. I just wanted to organize it better for him.

[Hedley Lamarr]

He knows how to type more than a single sentence. Look at the "still hungover" thread on the football board. He was typing in complete paragraphs a few hours before this thread.

[wildman]

Ok I might be able to clear up some of the confusion going on here. If i'm correct this is not his life story. This is a fad i've seen on different forums and facebook. One person starts a story generally about 3 sentences. The rest of the story is made up by friends, family, followers or forum members. Each contributing to the story based on previous posts generally about 1 - 2 sentences long. At least thats what I thought till I read this post.

 

Come on guys....you are mad that I can actually talk to you intelligent...or acutally smart....

[PaulCrewe]

Vote for Pedro

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously though how the f#*k did I miss out on this until just now

[Decked]

Vote for Pedro

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously though how the f#*k did I miss out on this until just now

Nothing.

[EZ-E]

I began to wonder to myself what the f#*k had happened to this board around the time that this was posted and was hoping that people would take it easy on the poster. I knew it wouldn't happen though!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha

[HuskerShark]

Well all I have to say after reading this is:

 

When can we expect part 2?...

[desertshox]

Well all I have to say after reading this is:

 

When can we expect part 2?...

 

next christmas when egg nog goes on sale again.

[gin_32]

Well all I have to say after reading this is:

 

When can we expect part 2?...

 

next christmas when egg nog goes on sale again.

Part 2 won't be for a long time