The Dude's Intermittent Tips for an Improved Quality of Life

[The Dude]

Tip #5:

 

Neighborhood dog keeping you up at night? Nothing a big bowl of antifreeze won't fix.

[Hingle McCringleberry]

Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food

 

 

Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....

[QMany]

The best cure for a good hangover, is a cool shower, fresh air and chinese food!

What the hell is it with hangovers and chinese food? My brother and his gang of goons do the same thing after a night of honky tonkin. Head for the local china buffet. That'd be the last thing I'd wanna see.

People still honky tonk? Us city-folk always thought that was just lyrics in country songs.

[sd'sker]

Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food

 

 

Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....

of course they would have a good hangover cure. they are always drunk because their women are so boorish.

[CornHOLIO]

Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food

 

 

Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....

of course they would have a good hangover cure. they are always drunk because their women are so boorish.

YIKES!

[The Dude]

Tip #6:

 

Don't start an advice thread promising a daily contribution when the only real advice you have to offer is a hangover cure.

[Count 'Bility]

The best cure for a good hangover, is a cool shower, fresh air and chinese food!

What the hell is it with hangovers and chinese food? My brother and his gang of goons do the same thing after a night of honky tonkin. Head for the local china buffet. That'd be the last thing I'd wanna see.

People still honky tonk? Us city-folk always thought that was just lyrics in country songs.

country boy get togethers. Yes, we still exist. My brother and his gang of goons are all of a rural background and mindset. The stereotype of drinkin country boys gettin in fights and parties and bars and just havin a good ole time is this bunch in a nutshell.

[Husker from Kansas]

sounds like my kinda crew

[The Dude]

sounds like my kinda crew

I was thinking the same exact thing.

[huKSer]

Are we supposed to improve on weekdays only? Can we back slide on the week ends?

[ShawnWatson]

I need more knowledge. You need to update this dude. Preferably something based on necromancy.

[The Dude]

Tip #?:

 

If Jack Hoffman's run wasn't enough to improve your quality of life, just kill yourself.

[ADS]

Tip #?:

 

If Jack Hoffman's run wasn't enough to improve your quality of life, just kill yourself.

I agree +1

[T_O_Bull]

Move South, beter yet Puerto Rico.

T_O_B

[tschu]

Tip #5:

 

Neighborhood dog keeping you up at night? Nothing a big bowl of antifreeze won't fix.

I know you're joking, but somebody killed both my dog and my aunt & uncle's dog with antifreeze in the same week. Never been more sad and angry at humanity.