Popular Post HuskerTed Posted June 28, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 28, 2013 Hi everyone, new guy to this board, Husker Fan of 30 years and proud new season ticket holder in East Stadium. Had a fun encounter in Orlando I thought I'd share.... After a long day trekking through Epcot, waiting in line and paying 6 bucks for super pretzels, we find ourselves in a crowded restaurant at about 10pm with our families kids whining about how tired and hungry they are (as if they’re not at Disney for 3 days, boy they have it rough). I’ve got a tray full of food with my tall, foamy, ice cold brew and can’t wait to get to my table. I was clad as usual in a Nebraska Polo . So as I am headed to my seat this guy walks up to me. I probably had 50 lbs and six inches on this guy and he gets a bit into my personal space (while still holding my food) and says to me “That’s the ugliest f*&king shirt I’ve ever seen!”. I pause a second to collect my thoughts and to somewhat admire the chutzpah of the little guy and respond calmly with “Kansass or Misery?” He says “Missouri”. As I crack a wry smile I say “You poor bastard. How ‘bout that my man?”. It was nice to be hated. The crisp brew went down very, very well. 13 Quote Link to comment
Creighton Duke Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 How ‘bout that my man?”. That's classic. LINK Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 How ‘bout that my man? Welcome to the board, Bo. Quote Link to comment
Creighton Duke Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? Quote Link to comment
onlyHskrfaninIL Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Missouri fans are the worst. Not an ounce of class. Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? I thought you meant FAT. Not a little thick. Quote Link to comment
Creighton Duke Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? I thought you meant FAT. Not a little thick. Oh, I mean, I think that this is pretty bad, but it can get much worse. As I said, it was a starting point. Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... In all fairness that's no bikini top. It's a halter top. Halter—as worn by farm animals of all nationalities. Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? I thought you meant FAT. Not a little thick. Oh, I mean, I think that this is pretty bad, but it can get much worse. As I said, it was a starting point. That's not even close to hamplanet status . . . Quote Link to comment
Joe_5700 Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 As expensive as the Disney parks (and amusement parks in general) are these days, I've had some of the worst encounters with people when I visit them. Some REALLY trashy people. Don't even get me started on the fat, British chicks in bikini tops... You have my full, undivided attention.... We'll start here. Need I go on? She's actually quite the looker compared to what I saw at Orlando's Discovery Cove. There were many tourists from the UK and if that is what they have to offer and I lived there, I'd be swimming the English Channel in search for a woman... Quote Link to comment
NebraskaHarry Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I recently turned down a job... because it was in Missouri. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment
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