Excel Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 MASSIVE POST FIRST LOSS EDIT: THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL BASH WISCONSIN THREAD. Feel free to bow down and worship the future 2013 Big Ten Champions as they dominate their way to their fourth scrait Rose Bowl, this thread is for your convenience. Story lines: HC Changes Fatty Fatty BB... 1)hears the call of the his piggy brethren 2)gives in to his new succubus of a wife 3) wants more moneys in the SEC and a hot blonde assistant to take for motorcycle rides ...and betrays us (its ok, always knew he was a jerk) New coach/part-time Culvers burger cook Gary Anderson: Badgers continue running attack tradition with new three headed beast: Corey Clement Melvin Gordon James White Finally found a quarterback with gorgeous hair (but an unfortunate O Face): Jared Abbrederis and Chris Borland continue exhibiting fabulous Dance Hands as they return for their ninth and twelfth seasons as Badgers respectively: Oh...and new Helmets: Schedule (past results in bold, future results are italicized) v. UMASS W 45-0 v. TTU W 48-0 @ ASU W 52-0 v. Purdue W 59-0 @ OSU W 63-0 v. Northwestern W 70-0 @ Illinois W 77-0 @ Iowa W 80-0 v. BYU W 87-0 v. IU W 90-0 @ U of M W 93-0 v. Penn State W 96-0 B1G CG v. Michigan W 99-0 Rose Bowl: v. Oregon L 41-48 or BCS NCG: v. Alabama L 7-49 So, in conclusion: Wisconsin = Stacked. B1G = Screwed. But don't feel too bad...here, enjoy some Jump Around: Commence Circle J/ 9 Quote Link to comment
Army_Allen Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 And we thought you were dead.... 1 Quote Link to comment
beanman Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You guys ever going to win a Rose Bowl? Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 You guys ever going to win a Rose Bowl? No, next question. 7 Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I would +1 your effort and enthusiasm but I would just encourage you to post more crap like this. Quote Link to comment
Michiganball Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You guys ever going to win a Rose Bowl? No, next question. HAHA. Ok, all praise the red helmet. Quote Link to comment
beanman Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You guys ever going to win a Rose Bowl? No, next question. lol. you made my day with that. +1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 v. UMASS W 45-0 v. TTU W 48-0 These scores are like Mike Tyson walking out onto some gradeschool playground and beating the crap out of some kid. But it's also like Rosie O'donnell beating the crap out of some gradeschool kid. So we really don't know yet whether the Vadgers are some badass mofo, or just a fat, obnoxious dyke chick. Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 badgers look good so far. thank goodness we don't have to endure another ass whipping from them for a while Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You guys ever going to win a Rose Bowl? No, next question. Quote Link to comment
Michiganball Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I don't know what this means, but it may be a compliment. 1 Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted September 8, 2013 Author Share Posted September 8, 2013 Sconnie Runin' Backs Game 1: Gordon - 144yds, 11.1 avg, 1TD White - 143yds, 13 avg, 1TD Clement - 101yds, 6.3 avg, 1TD Game 2: Gordon - 140yds, 15.6 avg, 1TD White - 109yds, 5 avg, 1TD Clement - 159yds, 11.5 avg, 2 TDs "Badgers run game (picking) up right where it left off! Keep ballin you 2," - Denver Bronco RB Montee Ball via Twitter 2 Quote Link to comment
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