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***Official "Bash Wisconsin" Thread***


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MASSIVE POST FIRST LOSS EDIT: THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL BASH WISCONSIN THREAD.

 

Feel free to bow down and worship the future 2013 Big Ten Champions as they dominate their way to their fourth scrait Rose Bowl, this thread is for your convenience.

 

Story lines:

HC Changes

Fatty Fatty BB...

1)hears the call of the his piggy brethren

2)gives in to his new succubus of a wife

3) wants more moneys in the SEC and a hot blonde assistant to take for motorcycle rides

...and betrays us (its ok, always knew he was a jerk)

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New coach/part-time Culvers burger cook Gary Anderson:

 

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Badgers continue running attack tradition with new three headed beast:

 

Corey Clement

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Melvin Gordon

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James White

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Finally found a quarterback with gorgeous hair (but an unfortunate O Face):

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Jared Abbrederis and Chris Borland continue exhibiting fabulous Dance Hands as they return for their ninth and twelfth seasons as Badgers respectively:

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Oh...and new Helmets:

 

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Schedule (past results in bold, future results are italicized)

v. UMASS W 45-0

v. TTU W 48-0

@ ASU W 52-0

v. Purdue W 59-0

@ OSU W 63-0

v. Northwestern W 70-0

@ Illinois W 77-0

@ Iowa W 80-0

v. BYU W 87-0

v. IU W 90-0

@ U of M W 93-0

v. Penn State W 96-0

B1G CG v. Michigan W 99-0

 

Rose Bowl: v. Oregon L 41-48

or

BCS NCG: v. Alabama L 7-49

 

So, in conclusion: Wisconsin = Stacked. B1G = Screwed.

 

But don't feel too bad...here, enjoy some Jump Around:

 

 

Commence Circle J/

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v. UMASS W 45-0

v. TTU W 48-0

These scores are like Mike Tyson walking out onto some gradeschool playground and beating the crap out of some kid. But it's also like Rosie O'donnell beating the crap out of some gradeschool kid. So we really don't know yet whether the Vadgers are some badass mofo, or just a fat, obnoxious dyke chick.

:lol:

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Sconnie Runin' Backs

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Game 1:

Gordon - 144yds, 11.1 avg, 1TD

White - 143yds, 13 avg, 1TD

Clement - 101yds, 6.3 avg, 1TD

 

Game 2:

Gordon - 140yds, 15.6 avg, 1TD

White - 109yds, 5 avg, 1TD

Clement - 159yds, 11.5 avg, 2 TDs

 

"Badgers run game (picking) up right where it left off! Keep ballin you 2," - Denver Bronco RB Montee Ball via Twitter

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