NUance Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 “I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.” —Tyrion Lannister Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"- Jack Byrnes 1 Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Obviously Taylor's thinkin................. I dont know what the hell he's thinkin. 1 Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 “I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!” — Brennan 1 Quote Link to comment
Abdullah the Butcher Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN f'ing ZOIDBERG! - Zoidberg 1 Quote Link to comment
obert1 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "I'd rather be dead and cool then alive and uncool"-Harley Davidson 1 Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "The Dude abides." - Dude Quote Link to comment
True2tRA Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. My fight's not with you, Holliday. I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Oh that. I was just foolin' about. I wasn't. 3 Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid." - Al Czervik Caddyshack 1 Quote Link to comment
True2tRA Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."- Goodfellas 2 Quote Link to comment
True2tRA Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 - "Want some bacon?" - "No man, I don't eat pork." - "Are you Jewish?" - "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all." - "Why not?" - "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals." - "Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good." - "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m-f'r. Pigs sleep and root in sh#t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces." - "How about dog? Dog eats its own feces." - " I don't eat dog either." - "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?" - "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way." - "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?" - "Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf'ng' pig." -Pulp Fiction 2 Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes. 1 Quote Link to comment
hskerprid Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 " Go ahead............make my day". Dirty Harry 1 Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. My fight's not with you, Holliday. I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Oh that. I was just foolin' about. I wasn't. Excellent. But the best part is Kilmer spinning guns on both hands going opposite directions. 1 Quote Link to comment
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