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  1. 30,000 students moving back to campus this week in Urbana, IL. The city decides this would be a good time to start a major road construction project. Brilliant.

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I swear that college town city governments just enjoy trolling.

    2. Junior

      Junior

      I hope that's what they are doing. Because otherwise they are just complete idiots.

  2. Something about a stretch.

  3. Ahhhhh! We're all gonna die!!!

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Bunch of debbie downers on this BB.

  4. Walter Jones named his kids Walterius and Waleria.

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Wal whaddya know.

  5. People never cease to make me shake my head: "Ravens fans give Ray Rice standing ovation during practice"

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      It was actually fans making the sound of an open hand hitting someone's face. They were doing it in protest of RR.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      From the team that brought you Ray Lewis. Baltimore is a tough town.

  6. Does the World Herald think they are going to get people to subscribe at $25 a month?

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Ummm, yes?

    2. Enhance

      Enhance

      Local news should just combine with TV stations, honestly. The writers can write web content and then you can still have the on-air talent.

  7. 11 hours writing in the last 2 days has yielded 3 pages. I need a beer.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Work up a Table of Contents. Then fill in the text. That's what I do. lol

  8. I like the mural.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      we all like the mural. that's not the point. this is buckle nation, son. we vote for buckles or we don't vote at all.

    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ...mural it is

  9. Was there some buckle meltdown yesterday that I missed? I feel so out of touch.

    1. carlfense

      carlfense

      You didn't vote?

       

    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      If you don't vote for those damn buckles then you can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      I voted for the mural. Because I'm a that kind of rebel.

  10. I look forward to a day when the Thomas the Train theme song is not stuck in my head.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Sir Topham Hatt says you are not useful at all.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      HATE that show. Glad mine are out of that phase

    3. nebraskan

      nebraskan

      I was always more of a Theodore Tugboat guy myself. But to each his own.

  11. Reading a textbook about active learning seems... ironic

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Like a free ride...when you've already paid

  12. Why is anyone still interested in Tiger Woods?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I bet that waitress from Perkins loved Tiger's wood.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      he has a big penis

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Because when he's not around, we get to watch Martin Kaymer win majors instead?

  13. Some days I really miss living in Michigan. Man, central Illinois is boring.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Champaign/Urbana

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Cowtown! Man, The summers there must suck when the college is a ghost town

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Nah, the best time of year is when the students are gone. I'm too old for those younguns.

  14. Haha, Suck it Texas

    1. NUance

      NUance

      fuucking airlines. It's like they've used 911 as am excuse to reveal the a$$hole$ that they truly are. I used to enjoy travel. Now I hate it.

  15. Why does the Louisville Cardinals mascot/logo have teeth. It's a bird. These are the things that keep me up at night.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It is Kentucky......teeth are a highly sought after item.

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Charlie Kelly must be a Cards fan.

  16. Love the Spurs. Love how they always give the extra pass for an easy bucket.

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    2. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      They changed the format to 2-2-1-1-1

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Didn't know that. Thanks

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      Yes as OH said back to sa

  17. Americans want to like soccer for the same reasons they want to like the opera. For some reason it makes you more European and cultured. But let's face it, both completely suck.

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    2. HeyBurke

      HeyBurke

      You guys are really running the soccer jokes into the ground. It's okay if you don't like the sport, but making the same jokes over and over again just isn't funny.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Did we just become best friends Junior?

    4. Junior

      Junior

      I thought we already were!

  18. It's not really a trip to the dentist until you hear Phil Collins.

  19. Born down in a dead man's town

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      You're acting like a dog that's been beat too much, imo

  20. Why do bananas suck so much?

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    2. GSG
    3. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      You should ask Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron why bananas suck so much. They know everything about them...

    4. Junior

      Junior

      I hope Kirk Cameron does a Reddit AMA. Whatever the hell that is.

  21. How long do we stick with Christiansen?

  22. Attendance predictions for today's game? I'm putting the over/under at 14,000

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Well over, according to twitter

    3. Junior

      Junior

      You and your fancy, newfangled twitter machines.

    4. Hingle McCringleberry
  23. My wife called me an old codger. I fail to see why this isn't a compliment.

    1. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      When I get older, I want to be just like you.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Spoken like a true old codger.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Just as long as she doesn't tell your girlfriend that you're an old codger.

  24. The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      He's French, I'm sure he'd surrender.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      But he was one of those badass Frenchmen of the 17th century

    4. Excel

      Excel

      Ah, the first reich. Good times. It was like Game of Thrones but with 80 bazillion kingdoms.

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