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  1. Shoulda had a V8

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Whish my V6 was a V8

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

  2. It was suggested I share a personal anecdote to give insight to the real me, here goes.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Well. I felt very proud at that moment.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      My cousin and his buddy stumbled into my house drunk one night wanting pizza. I had it made already but cooked them too long.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I handed them the pizzas and said the above quote. They just looked at the pizzas and each-other. Then they laughed for a half hour.

  3. What should my 2000th post say and which thread should it be in?

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      bump an thread at least 6mo old.

    3. ADS

      ADS

      SOMETHING FUNNY, IN ANY THREAD.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      YOU SHOULD SHARE A PERSONAL ANECDOTE THAT WILL GIVE US AN INSIGHT AS TO WHO THE REAL 1995 REDUX IS

  4. Going to bed. Leave as many pointless comments as possible.

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    2. Hoosker
    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      HOLY GUACAMOLE!

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Screw Folgers. This was the best part of waking up.

  5. Nebraska Cornhuskers -2019 National Champions

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      I never said Bo would be coach duing our championship season. Bunch of assumers up in here!

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Emphasis on the ASS, amirite?

       

    4. Redux

      Redux

      #BoomRoasted

  6. Backyard wrestling took at least three years off my life

    1. GSG
    2. Redux

      Redux

      The reverse tombstone piledriver specifically sucked to takee

  7. Purple drank

    1. WoodyHayes1951

      WoodyHayes1951

      sippin' on some sizzurpppp

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Love me some purple drank

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      sugar. water. purple.

  8. chocolate toast crunch. That is all.

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    2. ShawnWatson
    3. ADS

      ADS

      What about chocolate toast cruch?

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I appologize for nothing

  9. HGTV can gag a johnson

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I'd can't give my wife the remote. Who would make the sammiches?

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      The last few comments loosely reminds me of one of my favorite MWC episodes... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIi_ZN-51FU

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      The 3:10 mark specifically.

  10. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, no one does.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Speak for yourself.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Pics or it didnt happen

  11. It has been awesome seeing that 24-19 score for the last 48 days

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      It's been 48 days?!?!

       

      Holy crap, time flies.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Not fast enough. Still roughly 200 days until FAU kickoff

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Thats funny, I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw it today. But 48 days already. Wow.

  12. Who here hates themselves some Dan Beebe?

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      NUance, that was Don Beebe.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Dogs dig bones back up to chew on em

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^say Redux. lol

  13. Justin Bieber has ovaries

  14. if you were a hot dog, and you were starving would you eat yourself?

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      It's a simple question, a baby could answer it.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      [bo Pelini]What do you think?[/bo Pelini]

    4. NUance

      NUance

      first I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish

  15. I can turn on all the faucets in my house, even the hose.

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Are you trying to make Sochi jealous?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Wow! It's just brag brag brag with some guys. /jk

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Fine! I dont really know how to turn on the shower, I just wanted everyone to think I was cool.

  16. Not alot of Barbers or Manicurists left after Appocolypse

    1. RedSavage

      RedSavage

      Haha I made a similar comment last night. Carl looks like a damn hippie.

  17. WALKING EFFIN DEAD TONIGHT!

    1. tschu

      tschu

      the walking are f'ing the dead? ew!

    2. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Missed the first 12 minutes- I am lost.. will have to watch reply... the kid is looking girly with long hair and those painted nails..wtf?

  18. My worst nightmare involves 8ft rabbits, and they were drinkin heavily

    1. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      That rabbit's dynamite!

    2. Blood Eagle

      Blood Eagle

      I've had that same dream

    3. maskershake
  19. is it too early to start tailgating for FAU?

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I'm sure if you go over to teachercd's place he will have the grill warmed up and the domesto's cold.

  20. No 6 star signees this class? WE CAN'T RECRUIT FOR SQUAT!

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    2. macroboy

      macroboy

      I thought 2010 & 11 were underwhelming but I think the staff has made corrections to the way they recruit to fix that.

      2013 was very good I think and ranked higher than 30. 2012 also very good but small. Both have put some real talent on the field and I like the future for them.

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      This class was killed by some of the decommits but I really don't think that had much to do with staff. Would I like it ranked higher? Sure. Do I think there are a number of great pieces in the class? Absolutely!

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      At this point can't we relate how people feel about the staff to how they feel about recruiting?

  21. Did we win?

    1. MLB 51
    2. B.B. Hemingway
    3. Redux

      Redux

      Alabama didnt win any between the Super Bowl and signing day. Boom.

  22. Blue dabba dee dabba daa

  23. I was violated by a Chevy Chase impersonator.

  24. I have to buy a new VCR. Never thought Id say that in 2014.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Best Buy will probably go the way of Circuit City. Maybe not online, but the actual stores. Is there still one in Lincoln?

    3. huskrplaya

      huskrplaya

      @Foppa Best Buy or Circuit City?

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I'm transferring all my old video tapes to digital backup. Halfway through the VHS portion my VCR decided it had lived a long enough life. Enduring all the crap I recorded through the years was too much for it to handle.

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