GSG

My wife is a nurse and works nights.  She came home and asked me if I was able to watch the wedding.  I assumed she was joking and I begin to make jokes about how lame the whole thing is and why on earth would anyone not associated with the couple care.

My mistake; she and the entire nursing staff had it on every tv possible overnight to watch.   

I'm really not sure why we're married......

Chances are good that a large majority of the possible people you could've married would've been interested in and/or watched the wedding. I'm not the girliest and I've never cried at a wedding but I watched both William and Harry's weddings live and loved every minute of both. I can't explain it.

I guess an argument that I'm just coming up now with is this...

I love old places and old architecture. Not just because they look cool but because of the people that spent time there. Having a living breathing monarchy is a huge bonus on top of that in my opinion. It's kind of like a connection to the past, or maybe a "living history." I also for some reason enjoy live events that millions of other people are watching.

My phone had a conniption.