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  1. GSG

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    Big XII is pretty dumb

     

     

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    2. 4skers89

      4skers89

      This sounds like a challenge for Sooner players to come up with discreet ways to flash the horns down while scoring TD after TD after TD.... 

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Big XII also rules that winning will also be a penalty resulting in the forfeiture of the game.  The other team will also be penalized for taking a win because of the forfeiture and will also have to forfeit.  Big XII is faced with a paradox and implodes.

    4. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Taken from the internet:  Author unknown

      New anti-taunting rules for the Big 12:

       

      1. Players cannot throw the horns down sign. That's mean and makes Coach Herman sad. Also, all players, regardless of their team, are not allowed to refuse a congratulatory man-kiss from Coach Herman for the same reason.

       

      2. Players cannot refer to OU as Gooners, Chokelahoma, Land Thieves or any other similar term. That's mean. Also, the mascots, Boomer and Sooner, are not horse-pigs. Any such reference will result in a free touch down.

       

      3. OSU cannot be referred to as Pukes, Gaggies, Little Brother, or Booger Pickens U. Way too mean. Also, Mike Gundy must trim his aggressive hair before every game, or forfeit his right to dance in the locker room.

       

      4. Iowa State must remove the bird from the middle of the Cyclone logo. Not all birds identify as cyclones. However, for those that do, this rule is an exception so as not to offend the pan-bird-cyclone group.

       

      5. Baylor may no longer use the bear claw gesture. That's scary.

       

      6. Texas Tech may no longer use that pistols/guns up gesture. OSU does that, so it's not fair. Also, no more throwing tortillas. That's dangerous, and could poke someone's eye out. Also, tortillas don't grow in trees.

       

      7. Kansas State is in the clear. Nothing interesting going on there.

       

      8. Kansas, see rule #7.

       

      9. TCU must change their mascot to just "Frogs" or something else completely child friendly. The addition of "Horned" is just too sexy and risque.

       

      10. Finally, the mascot for West Virginia can no longer wear a raccoon or beaver hat, whatever that thing is on his head. Animals are people too! A construction hat with a beer bong attached is more appropriate (with non-alcoholic beer of course).

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