HUSKER 37

Kenny Bell calling for some help on Saturday. "Something we're going to need is our home fans. We're going to need Memorial to be rocking."

Wonderful- USDA is allowing China to export chicken to the USA. I guess after poisoning our dogs and kids with lead wasn't enough.

I like when Zaire hits people so hard his facemask breaks off. It makes me happy.

Anyone ever get a girl in another city to move to YOU and not the other way around?

I've got a carefully thought out plan to get out of work early: put this entire can of chew that a customer gave me in my mouth so I throw up. They have to let me go then right??

Eminem continues to evolve as an artist

We can't even muster up a good old fashioned meltdown anymore. Apathy has settled in and made itself at home. I guess that's part of the process.

Thanks, Sunday Night Football, for reminding the nation of Nebraska's sadness right now.

Can we get LP out on a work release program to be our OC???? He'd be okay wouldn't he? As long as he promised not to run anyone over but he'd probably just tell you what you wanted to hear.

This is what I will be doing to my Audi A6 lol. 383 LS1, Turbo setup, while remaining AWD. This will start when I win the lottery.

Going back to Boston baby!

Fun fact: Costco sells a 1.75 of Bulleit Rye for $30 so look for me later.

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.

Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.

im not a broncos fan but theyre getting hosed

I ain't no Hollow Back Girl!!

I understand the importance of bye weeks. I also understand that I hate them. #havetogoshoppingtomorrow

I was finally able to pop off 99 rounds of 9mm ammo in my Ruger SR9. The gun shoots excellent. I am really glad I made the purchase.

Two byes in four weeks really sucks.

As someone who is prone to premature ejaculation, I am offended by the Oklahoma Sooner name.

Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.

I dont even get what my own generation listens to... Seriously how is this music.

Uggg, I was lame and bet way to many games yesterday...BAM stupid me!

Does anybody know where I can buy Omaha Nighthawk tickets? They must be selling like hotcakes, because I can't find them anywhere!

Countin flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all..