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  1. 1971 NU/OU "Game of the Century" on ESPCL 3AM Monday 12/30/13 listed as "Classic Battle Lines"

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It may be blasphemous of me to say so..But I'd probably take our current team in a game against our '71 team.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Well I would too. Athletic training today is miles above what it was then. But I think the best way to evaluate a team is to compare it to what was possible during the era it played in.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Naah..I'd still like to see what some of our past teams could do in today's competition..I was just recalling my surprise from watching that ESPN thing they had where Kirky had a conniption over the fans voting two Husker teams to the finals of the greatest teams of all time

  2. Anyone try walking more than four feet inside a Walmart without seeing some picture of a bearded fella (from Duck Dynasty?)? So much commercialization, but they didn't even have the one thing my Son would've wanted...Duck Dynasty Duct tape

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I try not to walk four feet in a Walmart period. lol

    3. Creighton Duke
    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      He's the new Santa Claus. lol

  3. Why do I always seem to get Stigmata on Christmases that I spend alone?

    1. Chimalli

      Chimalli

      Stigmata or hairy palms? I feel u bro.

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Actually the owies are on both of my hands near each heel by the carpels..If I remember my past deaths on a cross correctly, they should be further up my arm between the radius and the ulna

    3. Chimalli

      Chimalli

      I just got the 'baitin network and my hands are chaiffing and bloody.

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    2. husker_99
    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      That's real! How could you say that!????

      You wouldn't know CGY if it hit ya in the face!

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Going old school with the C-5's. Impressive!

  4. Probably the 2nd game I ever saw..Those guys sure had skinny legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8MfFbDR6kg

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Never really watched this before. Damn our defense is sick!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice find! I watched a few minutes. Should make time to see the whole game.

  5. Wow! Speaking of making some of you kids feel old..Clair (made famous in the Gilbert O'Sullivan song) is now a Grandmum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxISo59a8Mk

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      I thought she was on 'Facts of Life' or something?

  6. Dreamed I won the Powerball and shared it with all my facebook friends...Just to get back at the ones that unfriended me over the years

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    2. krc1995
    3. Savage Husker
    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Fopp..I'd probably be unsuccessful at trying to maintain anonymity and I'm sure the media would make a big deal out of it..

  7. I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

       

      His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."

    2. rawhide
  8. The transformation of my Husker/Buckeye Hybrid seems to be complete..Started rooting for Nebraska a couple of seasons ago after a decade as a Momma's boy..(His Mom couldn't even say the word "Michigan" w/o adding "Ptuey" at the end)...And just last Saturday, I swear I caught him rooting AGAINST tOSU in their 1 point win over Mechicken..If only there was some way of breaking the news to his Mom without losing the kid's trust, I'd probably get full custody.

    1. Ratt Mhule
    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice. You need to take him to a Husker game someday. lol

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Saturday, December 28, 2013 at 8:15 PM

      Sun Devil Stadium, Tempe, Arizona...If all goes right

       

  9. Wow! Over 2" of rain in parts of the Phoenix area and they postpone all of the High school playoff Football games.... I wonder if School officials are concerned about the possibility of gators showing up?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      You got a seat on the arc?

    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      37 we've had close here in vegas, everything goes as normal, same idiot drivers with over 70 accidents just last night.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Even today's Parents vs. Kids season ending soccer grudge match that started the same time as the televised NU/PSU was cancelled..(I find out 8 hours later)..I was all set to try to get out of it with my ACL excuse, too

  10. Tyler Moore out for the season

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      f'ing scooter!

  11. Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.

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    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      Where do you live Husker?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I remember there was a short manhunt when I first moved to Phoenix. They had the helicopters out and everything. Dude had a standoff with the cops about a block from my apartment and ended up shooting himself at the intersection just down the street.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts

  12. Pretty sure i fell in love with a psychic once but she arranged it so that we never met...

  13. What's the best way to get the neighbors to stop smoking so much Pot in their garage and smelling up my yard?..My Dog's all glassy eyed.

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Walks...I was actually thinking that earlier...But I really don't want to get them in trouble..they've got young kids somewhere...I'll probably just ignore it until I sell the place...It was strange still being able to smell (from memory?) in the back of my nose while visiting my Bro in Colorado Springs...A 12 hour drive away..

       

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Maybe get my hands on a DEA jacket and "casually" start wearing it while doing yardwork..

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Jacket + yardwork at this time of year??? I would pass on that and just talk to them lol. Every person I know that smokes marijuana have had someone talk to them about the same issue your having, and they have either slowed down on it, or closed doors so it wouldn't spread.

  14. Note to self: Unplug the Hot Water heater a week BEFORE it hits 115 all week and you get the crazy notion to rake up ~230 lbs of Mesquite seed pods with a strained? ACL as fast as you can so you can finish before sundown ...after a 12 hour workday...and the humidity about triple what it was the week before. I had to lay down in the shower and put the sprayer on a fine mist to try to cool down... And at What age are you s'posed to put a chair in the shower?..Craving electrolytes!...

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      A chair in the shower is okay at any age. I used to do it in college. After a hard night of drinking. While still drinking. lol

    3. 2ndNnine

      2ndNnine

      It cooled down to 110 here yesterday, so I drained my hot tub and filled it with nice fresh hose water then soaked for two hours. try that.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The water here in the Valley this month is ~88F..Or according to the half barrel my Sibe drinks out of..616 freakin' Dog years...She's demanding ice cubes.

  15. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar and orders a shot of whiskey for £8. ‘You’re quite an unusual sight if you don’t mind me saying so, sir,’ said the barman. ‘We don’t get many monsters in here.’ The monster replies, ‘Aye, and at your prices I’m noo surprised.’

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a pub. The barman says, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’

  16. Remember!!! April 21 is National Surprise Drug Testing Day!!!

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      I mowed my lawn yesterday - is that close enough for 4/20?

  17. Remember!!! April 21 is National Drug Testing Day!!!

  18. I just got branded today...I laugh at your wussie tattoos!!

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      MOOOOOOO!!!

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Slip and put your hand on the grill?

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It got up to the mid 90's today (or ~174 in Car degrees) For some reason, I thought the special sun glass compartment in front of the sunroof would insulate them a little more better...

  19. I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A friend that played TE for us in the '80s suggested I try Hyaluronic Acid..Anyone try this in suppliment form?

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      I get and apprecitate the humor. It's why I don't have many friends

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It usually passes in 24-48 hours but sometimes it can hang on for 2-3 weeks. Drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep.

  20. Viral video from Omaha? Kid reunited with his blue monkey..http://moms.today.com/_news/2012/09/17/13917750-ah-ahs-back-viral-video-of-boy-reuniting-with-lost-lovey-will-make-you-cry?lite

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      #White kid problems

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Psyche! Mom really had Ah ah hidden away all that time. Stupid kid.

  21. Strange how hard it is to sleep when you just tripped over a scorpion on the way upstairs..Every little itch makes you leap out of bed screaming and patting yourself down.

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I was stung twice by a scorpion a few years ago. Hurt like a mofo'ing sumbitch! Hit me twice in the index finger. Grabbed some deck ballisters not knowing it was there. No side effects but my finger hurt for a while

       

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      4th one I'd found in the house this Summer..Probably Karma for "playing" with the other 3 to see how mad I can make them before they sting my pointy stick...then feeding them to my son's pet turtles.

       

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Just pick'em up and eat'em.

  22. Get in my car after work..Say "OW!!"..Make mental note to get some hot pads for my steering wheel and notice the digital thermometer says 122F...Get home 40 minutes later and notice my home thermometer at 121F (My car thermometer usually exagerates)..But why does the PHX Airport think it's only 114F? Afraid to scare away snowmen?

  23. Who cares about the medal count? Water Polo leads the Olympic Nip slip count with 2 over Judo's one!!!

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      My Caprice has AM radio only. Eventually I'll upgrade to 8-track.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      And I found the original link by googling the phone number that's been showing up on my cell's caller ID every day this week.

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