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1971 NU/OU "Game of the Century" on ESPCL 3AM Monday 12/30/13 listed as "Classic Battle Lines"
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Anyone try walking more than four feet inside a Walmart without seeing some picture of a bearded fella (from Duck Dynasty?)? So much commercialization, but they didn't even have the one thing my Son would've wanted...Duck Dynasty Duct tape
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Why do I always seem to get Stigmata on Christmases that I spend alone?
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Chuck Norris Just Put Van Damme's Epic Volvo Ad Completely to Shame http://www.ijreview.com/2013/12/102925-chuck-norris-just-put-van-dammes-epic-volvo-ad-completely-shame/
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Probably the 2nd game I ever saw..Those guys sure had skinny legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8MfFbDR6kg
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Wow! Speaking of making some of you kids feel old..Clair (made famous in the Gilbert O'Sullivan song) is now a Grandmum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxISo59a8Mk
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Dreamed I won the Powerball and shared it with all my facebook friends...Just to get back at the ones that unfriended me over the years
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I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...
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Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."
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The transformation of my Husker/Buckeye Hybrid seems to be complete..Started rooting for Nebraska a couple of seasons ago after a decade as a Momma's boy..(His Mom couldn't even say the word "Michigan" w/o adding "Ptuey" at the end)...And just last Saturday, I swear I caught him rooting AGAINST tOSU in their 1 point win over Mechicken..If only there was some way of breaking the news to his Mom without losing the kid's trust, I'd probably get full custody.
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Wow! Over 2" of rain in parts of the Phoenix area and they postpone all of the High school playoff Football games.... I wonder if School officials are concerned about the possibility of gators showing up?
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Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.
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@ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts
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Pretty sure i fell in love with a psychic once but she arranged it so that we never met...
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What's the best way to get the neighbors to stop smoking so much Pot in their garage and smelling up my yard?..My Dog's all glassy eyed.
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Walks...I was actually thinking that earlier...But I really don't want to get them in trouble..they've got young kids somewhere...I'll probably just ignore it until I sell the place...It was strange still being able to smell (from memory?) in the back of my nose while visiting my Bro in Colorado Springs...A 12 hour drive away..
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Note to self: Unplug the Hot Water heater a week BEFORE it hits 115 all week and you get the crazy notion to rake up ~230 lbs of Mesquite seed pods with a strained? ACL as fast as you can so you can finish before sundown ...after a 12 hour workday...and the humidity about triple what it was the week before. I had to lay down in the shower and put the sprayer on a fine mist to try to cool down... And at What age are you s'posed to put a chair in the shower?..Craving electrolytes!...
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".
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Remember!!! April 21 is National Surprise Drug Testing Day!!!
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I just got branded today...I laugh at your wussie tattoos!!
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I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?
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Viral video from Omaha? Kid reunited with his blue monkey..http://moms.today.com/_news/2012/09/17/13917750-ah-ahs-back-viral-video-of-boy-reuniting-with-lost-lovey-will-make-you-cry?lite
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Strange how hard it is to sleep when you just tripped over a scorpion on the way upstairs..Every little itch makes you leap out of bed screaming and patting yourself down.
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Get in my car after work..Say "OW!!"..Make mental note to get some hot pads for my steering wheel and notice the digital thermometer says 122F...Get home 40 minutes later and notice my home thermometer at 121F (My car thermometer usually exagerates)..But why does the PHX Airport think it's only 114F? Afraid to scare away snowmen?
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Who cares about the medal count? Water Polo leads the Olympic Nip slip count with 2 over Judo's one!!!
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how to sue telemarketers http://www.ucan.org/telecommunications/landline/how_to_sue_telemarketers
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You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.