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  1. "Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."

  2. "Don't want your pity or your sympathy It isn't gonna prove a thing to me Good intentions pave the way to hell Don't you worry when you hear me sing"

  3. "Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe."

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Mercy is not getting what you deserve. Grace is getting what you don't deserve.

    2. icedavis
  4. "I am Djour Djilios."

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I don't think so. Try it with a D.

    3. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      My name is Inigo Montoya.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      You killed my father

  5. "I am not a number, I am a free man."

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      - Jon Lovitz

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      -Number Six

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      -Iron Maiden......or The TV Show Prisoner

  6. "I knew this kid named Max He used to get fat stacks Out on the corner with drugs He liked to hang out late He liked to get sh#t faced And keep pace with thugs Until late one night There was a big gun fight Max lost his head He pulled out his Chrome .45 Talked some sh#t And wound up dead."

    1. Excel

      Excel

      Now that's a song I haven't heard in a while

       

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      One of favorites by this band.

    3. Chaddyboxer
  7. "If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming."

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      How do you treat a fat person as a skinny person?

    2. default_28

      default_28

      MLB is such an enabler.

  8. "If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon." George Aiken

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Or football team?

    3. funhusker

      funhusker

      ^^^Since we'd just end up judging people by their personalities and favorite football team anyway, we may has well just be okay with people being judged on skin color and religion. Makes sense...(sarcasm)

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.' LBJ

       

      We bitch, we find things to bitch about...some more than others. We see it everywhere.

       

  9. "If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started."

  10. "Is there anything beer can't do." Hank Hill

    1. NUance

      NUance

      "Ah, alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems." Homer Simpson

    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

      -W.C. Fields

  11. "Just take this song, and you'll never feel Left all alone"

  12. "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling as you."

  13. "One should aim not at being possible to understand, but at being impossible to misunderstand."

    1. tschu

      tschu

      I this is my subconscious motto I think

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I disagree.

       

  14. "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing".

  15. "Speeding down the fast lane, honey, we're playin' from town to town The boys and I've been burnin' it up, can't seem to slow it down"

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I got the pedal to the floor our lives are runnin' faster

       

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Saw Molly Hatchet with REO back in about 81 or 82. Unfortunatly it is one of my biggest regrets because I was passed out for all of Hatchet's songs. Would've loved to actually see them play. Their version of Dreams I'll Never See is one of my favorite songs.

  16. "The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own."

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Then what are my riches??!

    2. Junior

      Junior

      Check your other pants.

  17. "The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are mortal; but ideas are immortal."

    1. NUance

      NUance

      He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his sh#t in little balls. He who reads this written wit, eats these little balls of sh#t.

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Here I sit

      Broken hearted

      Tried to sh#t

      But only farted

  18. "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." - Linus

  19. "This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him."

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I always liked that quote. :thumbs:

  20. "To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness."

  21. "When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things."

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      this is true. Is this a MLB 51 original or is it from somewhere else?

    2. husker07

      husker07

      Sounds like a Boism to me.

  22. “Cynicism is humor in ill health.” -- “Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.”

    1. NUance

      NUance

      "Sarcasm is the refuge of losers." —Richard Hoover, Little Miss Sunshine

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      "Sarcasm is all I got left!"

       

      -Michael de Santa, Grand Theft Auto V

  23. “Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.” ― Nelson Mandela

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      And in conclusion, as the Silver Rights activist, Doc Martens Luther King once said, “Take ye sleazy… and I’m out…”

       

  24. “Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible.”

  25. “Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Mission impossible.

    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      MLB has been getting on philosophical on us lately. What gives? lol

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