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  1. NUance

    "Dreams come true when you work hard and pray." —Casey Martinez

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Doug Butabi: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.

       

      Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      YOU KERN NEVER TAKE AWAY ERR JERBS!

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Probably why I drink so much. :)

  2. NUance

    "Dreams come true when you work hard and pray." —Casey Martinez

  3. NUance

    "Dreams come true when you work hard and pray." —Casey Martinez

  4. NUance

    "Dreams come true when you work hard and pray." —Casey Martinez

  5. NUance

    Huskers gonna put sMiles on the Bluejays tonight. And make them cry.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I'm cornfused

    3. Nebula

      Nebula

      I'll be there! Why can't I find any cool long-sleeve Nebraska basketball specific shirts, by the way? Can anybody help me with that?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      @GSG, Coach sMiles will make the Bluejays cry. (my play on words was a FAIL. So now I will cry.)

  6. NUance

    Huskers gonna put sMiles on the Bluejays tonight. And make them cry.

  7. NUance

    Christian Ponder finds a solution for those cold Minnesota nights.

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Traditional Vikings wedding. NO RINGS.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      He's hoping for a traditional Vikings honeymoon night. Especially the part where she BLOWS IT.

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      This Packer fan is enjoying these :)

  8. NUance

    Gallegos!!!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Dude is money from outside the arc.

    2. Nexus

      Nexus

      Guy-eggos

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Guy! He goes!!

  9. NUance

    It's the invasion of the Dawgs! /jk. Welcome newbie Dawgs. Please bear with us while we work our way through an emotional football crisis. lol

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      what phase of grief are we on right now?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I'm still in Denial, stage 1. There was some delay entering stage 1 due to Inebriation--an extra stage in my grief process.

  10. NUance

    I guess we didn't execute. Again.

    1. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Whether you like to hear it or not, that's what it came down to.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      I thought that Wisconsin was loose - just had fun out there. Nebraska played tighter than piano wire

  11. NUance

    Damn.

  12. NUance

    I've heard 8 glasses of water per day is supposed to be good for you. Have you ever tried it? It's a LOT of water.

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    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Hell no to that lol. I work with a bunch of engineers, I need something to keep myself up, and I don't drink coffee lol. More water will be in my future since I just opened up a gym membership and need to get back to where I was before I got in a committed relationship 5 years ago ;)

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Just knocked back no. 7. How could anyone do this everyday? And WHY is it harder to drink 7 waters than 7 beers???

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Just for the record I finished my 8th pint of water. Started over again the next day and it's a lot easier. I've already got four down. And it's only 10:00 am.

  13. NUance

    I am a Legend . . .

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Hancock is also a Legend...isn't he?

    3. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      I'm a dancer!

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      The mind is a terrible thing to waste. :)

  14. NUance

    Hey everybody, GSG is going to spatchcock his turkey this year! Mmmmmm, wanna bite?

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      He's gonna do what to his what?

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I heard that a utility worker in Australia was killed in a matter of minutes by an inland Taipan. Like what you just described,YDFWT.

  15. NUance

    In 1869 Rutgers defeated Princeton 6 to 4 in the first ever college football game. That was the highpoint of their program.

  16. NUance

    Props to Coach Miles and the team on the big win last night. A little sloppy at the end. But I'll take it!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      My thoughts exactly. Good thing that Valpo guy isn't strong enough to get the ball 3/4ths down the court

    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      2-0, best start imagined. Lets go for 3-0!!!

  17. NUance

    Takes forever for HB pages to load today. What's up with that?

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    2. Conga3

      Conga3

      You've got gremlins in your modem.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Might be gremlins. Work computer = slow. But home computer = fast.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I think my work computer has an old Adobe Shockwave plug-in that's slowing the loading of some pages. Either that or it's all the porn surfing I do at work. /jk

  18. NUance

    The Cardiac Cornhuskers!! Redux!!!

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Yes. I like to think of them as Bi-polar. :) Never know which team will show up.

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Sure you do, MLB...Jeckyll in the first half, Hyde in the 2nd. Or something like that.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      they're schizos- different teams show up in the same game

  19. NUance

    “Thank you for calling, there is a 20 minute wait. We appreciate your business.” One hour later: “Thank you for calling, there is an 8 minute wait. We appreciate your business.”

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      Them: 'Your call will be answered in the order it was received.'

      Me: "Yeah, but what if all the people before me are stupid and ask a million questions each?"

      Them: *elevator music playing*

  20. NUance

    Stafford grabbed his crotch in front of MSU section. Sparty mad. lol

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Pelini shouldn' be smikinh, he should be screaming at Stafford like he does when players make on-field mistakes.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Nuance's link. Theyre grinping about class. LOL.

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      are you sure he wasn't flipping off the refs? they probably deserved it

  21. NUance

    The Cardiac Cornhuskers strike again!!!!

  22. NUance

    NU v. Meechicken replay on BTN right now. Spoiler alert: The good guys win.

  23. NUance

    Last time Brady Hoke coached a game here was 2007. NU over Ball State (barely!) 41-40.

  24. NUance

    Best nickname for Michigan? I sorta like calling them the Vulvarines. lol

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Mulva. Classic episode.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I saw someone call them Skunk Weasels once

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I also use Meechicken. Or Meatchicken. lol

  25. NUance

    The Cardiac Cornhuskers strike again. lol

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Yes they did. This sh#t is aging me. Very fast.

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