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-reported a drunk driver

-reported a road rage driver

-reported a dog locked in a car on a hot day

-had to call the cops once when an employee (former now) went loco. That one was pretty bizarre. Ended up being more for his good than anyone else’s as a couple of the bigger guys in the shop began “handling” him. They had him positively out the door in short order.

And those dad burned kids cutting across my yard. #stayoffmylawn

One of these didn’t really happen 

Reported some meth-heads a few times that were out yelling and wandering aimlessly throughout the day.  That's about it.  

-wife thought she heard someone in the basement, insisted on calling police even though I looked and there was no one there (reporting officer was a former student)

-car was broken in at a parking lot while I was walking the dog. Was waiting there until I found

some papers with my address on them and the garage door opener was missing.  Sped home but everything was fine 

-while walking my dog the neighbors pit bull ran out their front door and attacked us.  We were both injured, but ok.

* I don't walk the dog anymore*