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  1. I think Winston is just trying to show us that the Heisman doesnt deserve Ameer Abdullah.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      So who is our last Heisman winner that was squeaky clean?

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine
    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Dont recall Ingram in 2009 ever causing any problems. Sam Bradford? It's an interesting thought. But I think it's the result of awarding it to immature 18/19 year old freshman instead of 22 year old seniors having had 4 years to mature.

  2. Jeebus. 2 tds to tight ends? This means 1 of two things. 1) zombie apocalypse will be gere by morning or 2) beck reads huskerboard

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    2. ShawnWatson
    3. tschu

      tschu

      Beck knows how to read?

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      What if you're transexual?....

      Just a thought...

  3. Tight end. Obviously bo sent beck home.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yeah, that play should not have looked so strange and out of place for us. I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't asleep dreaming.

    2. Chaddyboxer
  4. Marshall and Old dominion couldve really used Pierson-El

  5. Good. Now i can go to bed. Got church in the morning.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      That's a hard ass for you

  6. Man. I was a real dooshbag yesterday you guise.

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    2. Chaddyboxer
    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      So you finally got that Snickers you needed?

    4. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Godzilla's pretty cool, unless he's hungry

  7. Oh lord. Atlantic city law enforcement claiming they sent elevator tape to "an NFL exec." back in April. LOL. My land.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Well SD, I like to look at all this from the NFL's side too. I mean, the dumb bitch did stay with rice and marry him after all. Look at it from Goodell's POV in that meeting with both of them. Everyone talks about how bad it was EXCEPT the victim.

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Yeah that's pretty callous and idiotic. Most domestic abuse victims struggle to leave. So, yeah, way to call a victim, who's probably afraid more days than she's not, a dumb bitch.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Well. I have a hard time understanding such a concept I guess. Put me in the doosh hall. Cant help it.

  8. Cowherd just said it. "You cant fire someone for lack of aggressiveness or cluelessness". #keeppapuchis

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      lack of cluelessness. Papuchis is clueless sometimes.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I hope my boss feels that way.

  9. Anyone else find it conveniently coincidental that the ncaa all but immediately lifts all sanctions from a program right after its taken over by an SEC coach?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      You want humor? What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

       

       

       

      reality!

       

      Boom! Tell me that's not funny.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I had a horse when I was younger. Ironically, I named it Conveniently Coincidental

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thats rather redredredundant.

  10. I apologize if i come off as extraordinarily negative this week. With the grind of Monday through friday, all i want is to see some competent football from my teams on the weekend, and with my Chiefs and high school completely stinking it up on top of what nebraska did, I'm frankly ready for basketball already at this point.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Shots, shots, shots, shots!!!

  11. Is it possible to get a countdown clock on the main page for the first basketball game v

  12. Well guise. The sun came up again this morning.....err....wait. We won. Nevermind.

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    2. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      The facts are clear: The Big Ten is a horrible football conference.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      That is correct.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Count, I removed a post in here, try to stay within the bounds. Thanks!

  13. Kneejerk comment of the day: why cant we play defense like VATECH?

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      yeah. how silly. wanting a defense that can beat a top ten osu at the shoe.

  14. You guys said you wanted the blowout losses to end.

  15. Whats westerkamps problem? Horrible effort tryin to tackle that guy on the int return. He cost us 6 there.

    1. zoogs
    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Yeah, first runs the wrong route and then doesn't give any effort.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      You guys arent any fun. I was hopin for a few kneejerkin weekend warriors to jump down my throat.

  16. Bill Doleman on HailVarsity briefly mentioned another "Jameis Winston investigation perculatin". Somethin about somethin in 2012. His words. Anyone know anything yet?

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    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      ^ The reason is because the timeline is dependent on the accuser. For some reason, the woman that accused him waited until now.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^

      That is incorrect. The school has just been dragging its feet until now.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Because he wasn't leaving for the NFL until this season.

  17. Alright guys. Never did it. Dont know much about it. But a cooworker showed me his fantasy opponent's roster today. The guy has Tony Gonzalez on it. Does he know something we dont? Or is he just a total baffoon?

  18. After this week's 11 am start, we have 5 night games in a row guise.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Sharp was talkin bout it the other day saunders. How bout them BRR guys? Theyre literally gonna be up till 6 am.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      That's way past their bedtime. And by bedtime, I mean the time when they usually lose consciousness.

    4. StPaulHusker
  19. My week one take? Nebraska and michigan st are far and away the two best teams in the big ten. Wiscy would be there too but they need to find a pass game of some sort first. Michigan was surprisingly impressive. Ohio st is not on my top 4 at this point.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      What Dude said ha

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I said week one take guys. Hence based on week one. Nebraska and mich st did what youre supposed to do to bad teams. Crushed them. Who outside if wiscy played a quality opp? Christ at least fau is FCS.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Michigan played App State. Probably an equivalent team to FAU and they are now FCS.

  20. Lol. Who was supposed to carry who these first few games? #kneejerk

    1. deedsker

      deedsker

      AA and Gregory

  21. Looks to me like a manzielless, and hence, distractionless A&M is a much better football team.

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      thank god there are pre season polls to tell us how good everyone is

    3. Redux

      Redux

      So A&M will be top 10 in two weeks, super.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Yeah, with out Manziel, A&M would have like 2 more national titles to go with the like 23 they already claim

  22. Sam Bradford. What a china doll. And I'm pretty sure Wes Welker's head is about to implode like a mussmelon on a hot summers day.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, injuries will keep him from being great in the NFL. Or even good.

    2. Danny Bateman
    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Was kind of looking forward to seeing what he could do! To bad for the young man.

  23. Call me what you want. But Braxton Miller is a hero. His tremendous sacrafice and enduration of such pain-both mentally and physically-has provided us with the joy of Urban Meyer's tears.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Has Urban come down with a mysterious medical condition yet?

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Family Game Night

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Ebola strikes again. Everybody gets Ebola at some point.

  24. Serious question guise. Are we gonna have enough players to fill a legit team by game 1?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Sterrup was hurt. Not sure how serious it was. But then there's the Curry news. That for sure is 5 losses for the season that we know of thus far.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      We're going to need a more precise definition of the word "legit". You mean 9-4 legit, or 15-0 legit?

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      At this point i'm talkin about simply getting a full team on the field dude. Youre looking way to far ahead.

  25. Serious question guise.

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