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PRETTY NICE OUTSIDE. ANYONE UP FOR SOME HACKYSACK?

If I changed my name, what should it be?

Anyone want to buy a wife? Mine is for sale. I might just give her away for free.

Anyone wanna get some nachos and drink beer?

Thinking about changing my name to DJ SODOPE99

Prince is dead at age 57. One of the most talented musicians of all time.

When I was walking the dog tonight we got attacked by a neighbor's dog. My pants got ripped and a little nip, dog was bit multiple times, dragged by the tail. Lots of blood, but the other dog was taken to city pound. Can we euthanize owners?

Kobe Bryant is basketball to me. Find myself very unexpectedly emotional knowing I'll never see him play again. One of the best ever.

Sound of Silence remake from Disturbed = BADASS

We are currently witnessing one of the biggest REAL conspiracies of our lifetime, and most people are OK with it... Mind. Blown.

Connie Yori was too tough on her players. Apparently 10 players went to Athletic Department Admins and complained.

HS PE jobs are hard to come by when you're set on staying in Nebraska.

HS PE jobs are hard to come by when you're set on staying in Nebraska.

1st time I have ever been impressed by the dancers at Night Before.

Anyone going to be in Vegas next week?

Hello

Bought myself a 16' Harley Street Glide today #Boom

Came home from work and the wife had coffee ready and a beer in the freezer. Think there's bad news coming?

Came home from work and the wife had coffee ready and a beer in the freezer. Think there's bad news coming?

Better Call Saul starts back up Monday night. Just an FYI for those who might be interested.

Chicago sunroof? Be sure to check for Cub Scouts in the back seat first.

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Do you think that Hank's roommate in the dorms would ask him to buy booze?

Sup girl, whachu doing?

All in all, a pretty decent NSD for us. Hope this sets the tone for a successful year on the field as well.