In the Deed the Glory Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Once in high school a Texas State Patrolman pulled over Rex Burkhead. The officer was luckily let off with a warning. Quote Link to comment
In the Deed the Glory Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move. Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Guys your killing me. Quote Link to comment
throwing bones Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex once visited the Virgin Islands...when he left they were just called the islands 1 Quote Link to comment
iLoveLamp Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex has never lied to a women, whatever he says simply becomes the truth. Â Ghosts dressed up... as Rex for Halloween. Â Rex teaches an advanced course for lesbians at the University, ...If you're going to do it ladies, do it right. Â He once carried a ten minute conversation with me, ...And Rex didn't say anything at all. Â I also heard Rex won American Idol, ...By only using sign language. Â Over the summer he got stranded on an island with only a pocket knife. The next the day he emailed the authorities his location. Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex is so tough, his own shadow is scared of him. Quote Link to comment
iLoveLamp Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex is so tough, his own shadow is scared of him. Â This is because Rex once raced his shadow, ...And lapped it. Quote Link to comment
brasky Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 RB now stands for Rex Burkhead. Â Example: "Trent Richardson is the best Rex Burkhead in the SEC." 3 Quote Link to comment
ghumby Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I was reading this during class. My students got concerned because I was trying not to laugh out loud and was crying!!! Quote Link to comment
HotGrillonGrillAction Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead is the only human being that can slam a revolving door. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I patted Rex Burkhead on the shoulder after his dominating performance against Wyoming. My hand is still in a coma. Quote Link to comment
zeWilbur Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead invented the teddy bear as an infant so he could practice knocking the stuffing out of something. Â Rex Burkhead walked on water. Jesus asked him how the heck he did it. Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I patted Rex Burkhead on the shoulder after his dominating performance against Wyoming. My hand is still in a coma. You get the 'strange' from that hand now. You better thank Rex Burkhead. Â Rex Burkhead can slam a revolving door. Quote Link to comment
Wisc_Husker Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYAH!" Quote Link to comment
1_NUFAN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rex Burkhead is never late, time just better slow the f@(k down! Quote Link to comment
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