Sequence of Events After A Loss

[gin_32]

My Sequence of an event of a Loss....

 

1. Read Huskerboard

2. Listen to spanish music

3. Watch some Big Ten Network for awhile

4. Talk to people at work about thier teams

5. Going to HuskerHound for more great deals

6. Watching Frasier Re-runs

7. Trying to figure out if and when my car just knows when Nebraska lose...

8. Making some hot spice Chili for the next game

9. Buying Beer

10. Buying more beer

 

That's my sequence of events after a lost.....When Nebraska wins....just reverse the events

[walksalone]

Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

Post count = Intelligence?

 

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

No, not necessarily. But there's a definite correlation between joining an internet message board right after a loss and coming across as a spastic misfit.

 

Hope that helps...

[Husker Hoosier]

Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

Post count = Intelligence?

 

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

No, not necessarily. But there's a definite correlation between joining an internet message board right after a loss and coming across as a spastic misfit.

 

Hope that helps...

 

Thanks. Yes, it does. Nice to see that at least one of your 6,980 posts made a modicum of sense.

[walksalone]

Thanks. Yes, it does. Nice to see that at least one of your 6,980 posts made a modicum of sense.

 

I'm glad you took time to read my posts, it makes me feel much better. I was going to make a Drano Daiquiri, but until you mentioned this, I'll put it on hold....

[T_O_Bull]

Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

Yeah that Bucky!

T_O_B

[knapplc]

I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

[SandhillshuskerW]

I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

 

This is the best comment I read on this whole discussion. I am just glad that I'm getting close to that "magic" number of 100 posts so that people can start to take my opinions to heart and see some wisdom in what I'm saying!

 

That being said..........I do love how these discussions rarely stay on track with what the thread was actually about.

 

The only thing I would add in my sequence would be....

 

11. Post something while intoxicated only to edit, delete or thoroughly apologize for it the next day!

[knapplc]

I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

 

This is the best comment I read on this whole discussion. I am just glad that I'm getting close to that "magic" number of 100 posts so that people can start to take my opinions to heart and see some wisdom in what I'm saying!

 

You're not above reproach until you hit 50,000 posts. Until then, we're all just mucking about, I guess.

[Guy Chamberlin]

With my 700th post I was recently elevated to "Blackshirt" at which point the ghost of Monte Kiffin -- who ironically is still alive -- entered my consciousness and rendered my opinions beyond reproach.

 

The system works.

[kozzman555]

I always thought post counts were not to see who is smarter, but to see whose dick is bigger. Obviously, looking at my post count, I am no pornstar....

[sd'sker]

no one here seems to respect my franchise poster status, not sure what that is all about.

[Joe_5700]

Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

 

If you had 1000 posts, you wouldn't even have to ask the question.

[akita]

I always thought post counts were not to see who is smarter, but to see whose dick is bigger. Obviously, looking at my post count, I am no pornstar....

You might of been busy Kozzman over the last 4 years! Now you can concentrate on being a porn STAR! Wonder how long Kozzman keeps his haircut after ending service?

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

 

This is the best comment I read on this whole discussion. I am just glad that I'm getting close to that "magic" number of 100 posts so that people can start to take my opinions to heart and see some wisdom in what I'm saying!

 

That being said..........I do love how these discussions rarely stay on track with what the thread was actually about.

 

The only thing I would add in my sequence would be....

 

11. Post something while intoxicated only to edit, delete or thoroughly apologize for it the next day!

Yeah kuh-nap-lick has the most posts on Huskerboard but I challenge you to find one person on this board who respects kuh-nap-lick

[The Dude]

I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so.