ADS Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 1. Official Gameday Thread Exceeds 30+ pages 2. Blame T-Mart's Throwing Motion (regardless of reason for loss) 3. Start at least 4 "Fire Bo" threads 4. Add at least 2 people to DoucheBag Hall of Fame 5. Add Ponies 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Gif bomb said nonsensical threads 9. Issue at least half a dozen warnings for "personal attacks" 10. FLU tries to fight womens Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board. If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here. I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless. Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so. Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best. Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 My Sequence of an event of a Loss.... 1. Read Huskerboard 2. Listen to spanish music 3. Watch some Big Ten Network for awhile 4. Talk to people at work about thier teams 5. Going to HuskerHound for more great deals 6. Watching Frasier Re-runs 7. Trying to figure out if and when my car just knows when Nebraska lose... 8. Making some hot spice Chili for the next game 9. Buying Beer 10. Buying more beer That's my sequence of events after a lost.....When Nebraska wins....just reverse the events This list does not include, vominting, vermouth, or Powder. Therefore, it is a bad list. Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I always thought post counts were not to see who is smarter, but to see whose dick is bigger. Obviously, looking at my post count, I am no pornstar.... You might of been busy Kozzman over the last 4 years! Now you can concentrate on being a porn STAR! Wonder how long Kozzman keeps his haircut after ending service? Never. I'm gonna go straight Grizzly Adams Quote Link to comment
JTrain Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Sequence of Events After A Win 1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages 2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate 3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever 4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame 5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls 9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board. If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here. I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless. Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so. Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best. You mean to tell me I'm probably more awesome that I think I am? This is great news. 1 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 You mean to tell me I'm probably more awesome that I think I am? This is great news. No. I mean to tell you that you're probably more awesome than I think you are. And that's pretty darned awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I always thought post counts were not to see who is smarter, but to see whose dick is bigger. Obviously, looking at my post count, I am no pornstar.... Don't let it bother you, little fella. Ooooh, my bad... Quote Link to comment
tschu Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 little too much bonding going on here for me Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Sequence of Events After A Win 1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages 2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate 3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever 4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame 5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls 9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever 10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted September 19, 2012 Author Share Posted September 19, 2012 Sequence of Events After A Win 1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages 2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate 3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever 4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame 5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls 9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever 10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year. #11 Berate poster of #10 for not leaving any kool aid for anyone else (had to fix that) Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Sequence of Events After A Win 1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages 2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate 3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever 4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame 5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls 9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever 10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year. #11 Berate poster of #8 for not leaving any kool aid for anyone else 12. Buy more beer Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board. If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here. I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless. Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so. Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best. You're just that unpopular. Did you buy a bunch of spices Sunday night at 8:15? 1 Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board. If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here. I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless. Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so. Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best. You're just that unpopular. Did you buy a bunch of spices Sunday night at 8:15? old spices? Quote Link to comment
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