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Sequence of Events After A Loss


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1. Official Gameday Thread Exceeds 30+ pages

2. Blame T-Mart's Throwing Motion (regardless of reason for loss)

3. Start at least 4 "Fire Bo" threads

4. Add at least 2 people to DoucheBag Hall of Fame

5. Add Ponies

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Gif bomb said nonsensical threads

9. Issue at least half a dozen warnings for "personal attacks"

10. FLU tries to fight womens

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I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so.

 

Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best.

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My Sequence of an event of a Loss....

 

1. Read Huskerboard

2. Listen to spanish music

3. Watch some Big Ten Network for awhile

4. Talk to people at work about thier teams

5. Going to HuskerHound for more great deals

6. Watching Frasier Re-runs

7. Trying to figure out if and when my car just knows when Nebraska lose...

8. Making some hot spice Chili for the next game

9. Buying Beer

10. Buying more beer

 

That's my sequence of events after a lost.....When Nebraska wins....just reverse the events

 

This list does not include, vominting, vermouth, or Powder. Therefore, it is a bad list.

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I always thought post counts were not to see who is smarter, but to see whose dick is bigger. Obviously, looking at my post count, I am no pornstar....

You might of been busy Kozzman over the last 4 years! Now you can concentrate on being a porn STAR! Wonder how long Kozzman keeps his haircut after ending service?

 

Never. I'm gonna go straight Grizzly Adams

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Sequence of Events After A Win

 

1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages

2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate

3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever

4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame

5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls

9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever

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I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so.

 

Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best.

You mean to tell me I'm probably more awesome that I think I am?

 

This is great news.

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Sequence of Events After A Win

 

1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages

2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate

3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever

4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame

5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls

9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever

10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year.

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Sequence of Events After A Win

 

1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages

2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate

3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever

4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame

5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls

9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever

10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year.

 

#11 Berate poster of #10 for not leaving any kool aid for anyone else (had to fix that)

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Sequence of Events After A Win

 

1. Official Gameday Thread exceeds 25+ pages

2. Declare top offensive performer as Heisman candidate

3. Berate poster of #2 for bringing up the Heisman and talk about how it is the stupidest thing ever

4. Add at least 2 people to Kool-Aid Hall of Fame

5. Lock or berate at least one thread focusing on negatives/some aspect of the team that will later be exposed

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Thread discussing how far we should jump in the polls

9. Berate poster of #8 for bringing up the polls and talk about how they are the stupidest thing ever

10. Someone drinks all the kool-aid and says we will win the rest of our games for the year.

 

#11 Berate poster of #8 for not leaving any kool aid for anyone else

12. Buy more beer

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I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so.

 

Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best.

 

You're just that unpopular. Did you buy a bunch of spices Sunday night at 8:15?

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I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 

If it helps, I have the most posts on this board and agree that post count is 100% irrelevant to knowledge. Everyone starts out with 1 post at one point here.

 

I hate that pretty much every forum provides post counts. They are absolutely worthless.

Take your post count and divide it by your rep points. That number is a more accurate representation of how awesome you are. At least I like to think so.

 

Except that we started using the rep system more than two years after I joined and about two months after you joined. It's a nebulous measure at best.

 

You're just that unpopular. Did you buy a bunch of spices Sunday night at 8:15?

old spices?

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