huKSer Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Had a student come late to class with a pass from the office. Me "Here's the quiz, get to work" She "Oh I can't. I just came from the eye doctor. They dilated my eyes and I can't see." Knowing the answer, I asked anyway. "OK, how did you get back to school?" "Oh, I drove." ***Bangs head on desk*** 4 Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I hate it when I hear about people who died while exercising. No one trying to be healthy should have to die while trying to be healthy. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Cargo ships around the world. https://www.shipmap.org/ 3 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Bridge-building machine. https://gfycat.com/WickedNewFlyingfox 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Cargo ships around the world. https://www.shipmap.org/ That is pretty cool. : Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted May 11, 2016 Author Share Posted May 11, 2016 Accused killer claims victim's intimate acts with a dog led to fatal shotWOWT News Posted: Wed 11:37 AM, Apr 27, 2016 Omaha, Neb. (WOWT) Kenneth Munhall remains held without bond for the murder of Merlin Prinz. During his bond hearing Wednesday morning Munhall said the gunshot that ended his roommate's life was put in motion when he found Prinz allegedly engaging in an intimate act with a Chihuahua. LINK Wait, wut? A Chihuahua? Really? lol Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Accused killer claims victim's intimate acts with a dog led to fatal shotWOWT News Posted: Wed 11:37 AM, Apr 27, 2016 Omaha, Neb. (WOWT) Kenneth Munhall remains held without bond for the murder of Merlin Prinz. During his bond hearing Wednesday morning Munhall said the gunshot that ended his roommate's life was put in motion when he found Prinz allegedly engaging in an intimate act with a Chihuahua. LINK Wait, wut? A Chihuahua? Really? lol Kinda thought it was going in the direction of a weiner dog Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Don't mess with Frank Sinatra. 3 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 That time local teacher turned The Voice star Hannah Huston, and local football-catching superhero Jordan Westerkamp, agreed to meet up for Runza. 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted May 12, 2016 Author Share Posted May 12, 2016 That time local teacher turned The Voice star Hannah Huston, and local football-catching superhero Jordan Westerkamp, agreed to meet up for Runza. "I still haven't had runza!" Ever? Am I to understand that Westercatch has never had a runza? What the hell, man? Live a little! Quote Link to comment
darkhorse85 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 He hasn't had Runza. She hasn't has a Westerstache ride. Everyone wins in this situation. 1 Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 BATH, Maine — The U.S. Navy is ready to take ownership of the Zumwalt, its largest and most technologically sophisticated destroyer. Sailors' uniforms and personal effects, supplies and spare parts are being moved aboard the 610-foot warship in anticipation of crew members taking on their new charge, said Capt. James Kirk, the destroyer's skipper. You've got to be kidding me. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Twitter To Give You More Space For Your Bad Tweets A godsend for all tweeters struggling with pithiness: Twitter will stop counting photos and links towards their 140-character limit, Bloomberg reports, citing a person familiar with the matter. Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Rage Against The Machine Is Teasing A Major Announcement Quote Link to comment
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