Cina Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Who's there? Iowa fans are ugly. Iowa fans are ugly who? Iowa fans are ugly and they smell bad, also they are intellectually inferior. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Two Iowa Men Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Burglarize Apartment with Sharpie-Drawn Masks LINK 1 Quote Link to comment
bojihusker Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Iowa, Nebraska's neighbor. Enough said. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Iowa....sucks so bad, it'll make a train take a dirt road Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill Iowegian's are so dumb, they buy tickets to Xbox Live Iowegian women are stupid, they think menopause is a button Iowegian's are so dumb, they try to put M&M's in alphabetical order Iowegian's are so dumb, they called Dan Quayle for a spell-check Quote Link to comment
hskerholic Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field! It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing! Quote Link to comment
Cina Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field! It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing! It also keeps the players from smoking it. Quote Link to comment
Blackshirts007 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field! It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing! They don't have natural grass any more! Quote Link to comment
husker_fan_from_sweden Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 What is the difference between Iowans and nebraskans? Iowans have better neighbors. Quote Link to comment
ShawnWatson Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 you seem to be missing the point of this thread. reading is hard. Well, he is an Iowa Fan. Boom, roasted. it is like i am at a kenny rogers' chicken, here. ADS, sd'sker and The Dude walk into a bar...to pick me up because I'm an alcoholic and can't manage my feelings. Kenny Rogers. 2 Quote Link to comment
ShawnWatson Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Did somebody call a barista? 'Cause this roast just got dark. 2 Quote Link to comment
Walleye Hunting Husker Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 How do they seperate the boys from the men in Iowa? A restraining order. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Iowas border is so small I had to walk it for like 4 hours.....then it got WAY bigger. Like SUPER BIG! Then when I crossed it I didnt even get a hello, gentlemen you are not Iowa. Quote Link to comment
Caven Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Iowa....sucks so bad, it'll make a train take a dirt road Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill Iowegian's are so dumb, they buy tickets to Xbox Live Iowegian women are stupid, they think menopause is a button Iowegian's are so dumb, they try to put M&M's in alphabetical order Iowegian's are so dumb, they called Dan Quayle for a spell-check Well duh - we have to separate the M's from the W's! How else do you find the logical breakpoint between them if you don't alphabetize them! 1 Quote Link to comment
da skers Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Two guys from Iowa were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls, one said i wish i could do that!! the other said, you dumbass he would bite you! 1 Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 you seem to be missing the point of this thread. reading is hard. Well, he is an Iowa Fan. Boom, roasted. it is like i am at a kenny rogers' chicken, here. ADS, sd'sker and The Dude walk into a bar...to pick me up because I'm an alcoholic and can't manage my feelings. Kenny Rogers. Quote Link to comment
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