ShawnWatson Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 That lady seems like a real see you next Tuesday Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 That lady seems like a real see you next Tuesday SW! out of line, bro. Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I know I'm reaching, but is there ANY way that there is something lost in the translation/slang and this woman actually worked for one of those overseas leagues for washed-up, rehabbing, fallen on hard times, former NBA players? this makes sense. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 I know I'm reaching, but is there ANY way that there is something lost in the translation/slang and this woman actually worked for one of those overseas leagues for washed-up, rehabbing, fallen on hard times, former NBA players? this makes sense. Maybe if I was calling the Breakers' head office (the professional team that Tai Webster's brother plays for) but there isn't any chance this lady has any connections to anything. Quote Link to comment
Ulty Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 How it should have ended: Julie: I notice an accent. Where are you from? I'm a f&$kin' American. You're the one with the funny accent ya damn kiwi. USA! USA! USA! *hang up phone* In no way do I actually condone this sort of xenophobic jingoism. 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 So then, you're not one of the numerous 6' tall white guys who played in the NBA? / Or 6' tall of any race. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 So then, you're not one of the numerous 6' tall white guys who played in the NBA? / Or 6' tall of any race. Maybe not...but it might have helped (no) if I told her I was taller than Johnny Manziel Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get Julie's number? Quote Link to comment
huskeraddict Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Trying to replace Tai Webster is going much worse than New Zealand had expected. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Trying to replace Tai Webster is going much worse than New Zealand had expected. Deverell Biggs is available. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 Can I get Julie's number? She sounded a little 'mature'. not mentality-wise, but '5-pack-a-day-wise.' Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 If she smokes, she pokes Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 If she smokes, she pokes She kinda sounded like the landlord in the movie 'Kingpin' but with an accent. Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 If she smokes, she pokes She kinda sounded like the landlord in the movie 'Kingpin' but with an accent. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I would have told her the following: "What? You mean to tell me you've never heard of me before lady? I was the white Larry Bird for goodness sakes! I shall now pass on your busch league organization! GOOD DAY!" Works every time. Quote Link to comment
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