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  1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    What in the Sam hell is a Cheetos burrito!?!?!?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Lmao NUance! Chipotle away is what you need!

    3. Sam hell

      Sam hell

      Who?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That is the code name for hours spent on the toilet.

  2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Gold Bond is your friend on days like today fellas. Remember that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of swamp a$$!!!

    1. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Been at it since 7am and gold bond is keeping me happy. I wish I could be a sponsor

  3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    ANYONE ELSE THINK WE NEED TO SPREAD OUR FNL CAMPS OUT A LITTLE? SEEMS LIKE ALOT OF SCHOOLS ARE HOLDING THEIRS NOW AND IT SEEMS LIKE SINCE FOREVER AGO SINCE WEVE HAD ANYTHING.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      DAMN IT, I FORGOT ABOUT CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      How come they are in a dead or quiet period but can still hold camps?

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      Yeah, I don't think schools are holding camps right now. Stuff like "The Opening" is independent of schools.

  4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    SOOOO HAWT!!!!

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Aww, thanx

  5. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    So the Skin thread is gone? We are no longer recognizing exceptional skin? #ThanksObama

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      So how much skin are we allowed now?

    3. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      Was a huskerboard staple in a familiar spot!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      @Redux: Same amount of skin. But you can more graphically describe it in your post! Within the Shed rules though.

  6. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Happy Bday Landlord! Now get off my lawn!

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Happy bday!

  7. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Headed to Valentine for some golf and an 8hr float!

    1. Mavric

      Mavric

      Prairie Club?

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Yup

  8. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Tom Herman met with Baylor.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Damn

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Redux - why?

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Because I don't want Baylor to be good

  9. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I love my life in standard def you guys!

  10. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    The celebrity softball game should just consist of Jenny Finch throwing gas to everyone and making them look like idiots.......whilst wearing a bikini!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Or not. Not wearing a bikini, that is.

  11. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Watched the Olympic trials tonight. Someone from the USA won every event at the meet!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      'Merica! USA. USA USA.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Americans lost every event too.

      #GlassHalfEmpty

       

       

  12. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Don't Saturday too hard you guys!!

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      You can do that?

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Too late

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Tried to but it was too hot out. Yard work gonna have to wait.

  13. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    DID YOU GUYS MISS ME?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      YOU WERE GONE?

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      I missed you like an ass misses hemorrhoids.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      No, not really.

  14. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    HBD HCMR!!!!

    1. Redux

      Redux

      His big dong harrassed christian mingle resorts?

  15. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I got some gently used fireworks for sale! If interested DM me! Will negotiate, everything must go!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      So...are these gently used fireworks laying all over your driveway or backyard? Asking for a friend.

    3. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      I have some fireworks for sale as well. Some assembly is required.

    4. Decked

      Decked

      Only been used once!

  16. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    God Bless America!

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      ....and my liver! Hooray beer!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      'Murica!

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Hooray bourbon!

  17. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Morning beers! And some golf! God Bless America!

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Thought you were saying good morning to the beers.

    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      'Murica!!!

  18. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    ITS FRIDAY AND I JUST THINK I WAS OFFERED A THREESOME!!!

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      WENDY'S TRIPLE BURGER DON'T COUNT

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      While thinking about his threesome, he starts to polish his putter!

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      You, your left hand and your right hand....uh, that's not really a threesome.

  19. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Tommy Armstrong could be the next Tyrod Taylor you guys and I'm only a little joking!

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Hopefully another year NOT being coached by Tim Beck will help. I'm hoping for a bigger jump than any of the previous seasons.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sorry, that wasn't fair of me. His passing woes are not just him. He could benefit from a bunch of help with the situations he gets put in by the coaches and defense.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      TA does have a skill set similar to Tyrod Taylor. I LIKE it!

  20. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL JJ!!!!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      You need to copyright that stuff ;-)

  21. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Thursday's are dumb!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      New Year's Eve is dumb.

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Weeks are dumb.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      If Thursdays are outlawed, only outlaws will have Thursdays

  22. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Wednesdays are dumb.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      But it's Hump Day

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Why do you hate camels so much?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Jarvis hates Wednesdays because he's been looking all over for these camel toads he keeps hearing about. But he can only find regular toads.

  23. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Is there a link to the pic of the 7th grade Bama commit

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      You pervert!

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Not to be out done, here's Ole Miss last offer https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d9/fb/b2/d9fbb27c6f634cd50b3bfcf555ebdefb.jpg

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      You sick bastard!!!

  24. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS........OTHERWISE HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO SEE WHAT THEYRE DOING?!?!?

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Night vision goggles, duh

    2. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      Y U NO CAPS?^^

    3. GSG

      GSG

      SORRY!

  25. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Woof, Fox Sports and Joe Buck again with their crap US Open Coverage. If I wanna know what Troy Aikmans dictates like, then gimme Joe Buck! FML. Never thought I'd miss Johnny Miller.

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      The Open was on ABC/ESPN for a long time, but NBC has the rights now. CBS has The Masters and the PGA Championship.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I see what you did there, huKSer.

    4. huskered17

      huskered17

      At least Miller told it like it was. Didn't cuddle up to the players.

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