Redux

That sounds awful. My 8yr old sister likes to dip strawberries in ranch

you have a sister who is 20 years younger than you?

Another who is 7 as well as a brother thats 12

Would he be willing to move back to Safety?

I think so, if wants to play in the NFL bad enough.

Safeties have to tackle. WR would be the best chance, by my estimation. Would still be a huge development project for any WR coach, most likely.

About? About? About a dumpster fire?

You would have hated 2007 here. Today was a slow day in comparison.

Today was tiresome, can tomorrow be fun?

Clearly I have my moments huh?

I don't wear deodorant. I love the smell of my body odor...

That, is why you are single. (If you are single. If not I feel sorry for her/him.)

At your nearest paranormal paraphernalia shop. Or at any weed shop in Colorado.

GhostStop is the first place I checked but didnt see anything

This is Murica! Build one.

Easier yes, but the bottled stuff is nowhere near as good.

I had no idea kahlua could be made at home. I've always simply purchased it and made the mistake, once, of buying another cheaper coffee liquor.

Ive made a few batches but lost my old recipe. Found a new one to try out, I can message it to ya if your interested.

Excuses...

If your talking the fitness center in Geneva. I can give you a code that will work till you get yours renewed. It is the Admin code.

Yeah thats the one. I wanted to go tonight but it ran out Friday I think, have the check to renew, just gotta drop it off when I go.

Just your bitch party?

I like your style

At least keep it classy. Go to the Foxy Lady.

You post a picture to instagram.

Sepia or B&W? Which captures the cuteness of a kitten in a sneaker better?

vscocam dude.

Believe it or not, those commercials are about me.

Try Tres Equis when you're in Mexico sometime. It's half again better than Dos Equis. True story. lol

Tecate for me. As a matter of fact I made some jerk chicken tacos last nite and ripped off four Tecates.

We also weren't 100% either... so I would have assumed in that regards it was 50-50

Ed didn't see it that way.

Ed is essentially a muppet. Says whatever the guy with his hand up his backside wants him to say.

Only one in my dinky town.

If there was a curves.....why wouldnt I be there 24/7?

"maybe if i get ripped enough women will want me as much as they want clooney"?

That and more money and fame than Ill ever come into contact with

'braska!

Nope

You can still poke people?

Actually yes. My buddy started this weekly tradition. Eventually facebook took his poking privelage away.

I'll eat an actual raw owl if that happens

Does raw owl mean penis?

In most contexts it would but this time it does not.

So its a falsified ad with very little bold flovors

I've actually never had it. Don't drink soda.

They sure seemed bold to me, IMO. FWIW.

Always wanted to check that out

Went there 2 years ago, made it a point to go back again. Seriously weird vibe inside the house. Worth the trip if you get a chance.

I want to hear that dirty mouth of yours say it.

I just rubbed a little sumthin sumthin on it is all.

Cops doesn't come on til 4.

I'll turn you out if you keep talking like that

No.

Sure would...Great talent that needs his head pulled from his ass. would instantly be best receiver on team if he joined.

No question on the talent, but could he handle himself here?